Last night, I threw up when I saw on the news that Iraw was being dirty bombed. It's not that I'm opposed to Saddam being taken down, because I'm not. That man is fucking insane, and it needs to happen. But before we went to war with Iraq, I think some of the issues going on in the US should have been resolved, that there...
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Last night, for about three minutes, I was bravelilLaurie. That's my real name. Laurie. Brave Li'l isn't part of my name. Well, not on my birth certificate, it isn't.
I am so in love with this comic:
Man: "Yet again, I find your desire to eat a monkey disturbing."
Cat: "Did you say disturbing or delicious?"
Dog: "He said disturbing!"
It doesn't suck...
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I am so in love with this comic:
Man: "Yet again, I find your desire to eat a monkey disturbing."
Cat: "Did you say disturbing or delicious?"
Dog: "He said disturbing!"
It doesn't suck...
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rickroyal:
Dissing Garfield. You can get your eyes put out for saying something like that in some states.
Correcting shitty instructors always puts a smile on my face.
Not really sure I see an appreciable difference between your defintion of queer and the common definition of bi. But whatever works for you, I guess.
Correcting shitty instructors always puts a smile on my face.
Not really sure I see an appreciable difference between your defintion of queer and the common definition of bi. But whatever works for you, I guess.
estrada:
I found my sexual orientation: none of the above.
It is sort of the same as my voting prefrence.
It is sort of the same as my voting prefrence.
Aaahhh. Last night, I thought I had a test in Abnormal, but I soon realized that it said "pre-test." It's never a good idea to skim read a syllabus. Then I remembered that my twins had a match at 10 pm, so I went out to the Hammocks and watched them get their asses handed to them. But it was planned that way. And they...
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estrada:
Commenting on the prior comment, I think Air Miami did a remix of their song "World Cup Fever" off of "Me, Me, Me" called "Wang Pic Fever".
Hey, Hey, Hey I've Got It
Wang Pic Fever!
She, She, She, She's Got It
Wang Pic Fever!
I, I, I, I've Got It
Wang Pic Fever!
He, He, He, He's Got It
Wang Pic Fever!
Hey, Hey, Hey I've Got It
Wang Pic Fever!
She, She, She, She's Got It
Wang Pic Fever!
I, I, I, I've Got It
Wang Pic Fever!
He, He, He, He's Got It
Wang Pic Fever!
rickroyal:
I wish I had a Woody Allen prof. The lecture would just kinda sputter along and it'd be funny in a "hmm, that's quite humorous" type of way.
Oh my god. Class was cancelled! This is the crappy one with the stupid grad student. Chasmin and I were walking to the LC, and we were all, as she put it, "La la la la la -- ooh-hhhh." It would've been nice if she had emailed us, like all of the sane professors and instructors do. 24 hour notice would've been nice.
Ah. I...
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cheech:
Is that Dingoes Ate My Baby, from Buffy? Dunno if I mentioned before-- I love Seth Green. Of course. Will have to rent The Knockaround Guys. Two thumbs up from Roeper n Ebert...
maelwys:
More wang?
Buffy
opplegangerland. I have it on video somewhere. I got too many videos piled up in my living room.
A friend of mine also has a few of needles. A few years back he had to stay in hospital whilst they performed a few tests on him. They stuck the biggest bloody needle I have ever seen into him. It was about 6 inches long and maybe an eigth of an inch wide. He fainted when he saw it. It was put into the inner part of his wrist/hand and he reckoned he could feel the blood flowing around it. Then they put a tap on it so they could draw out blood whenever required. Needles don't bother me much, but I felt ill when I visited Ian and saw the thing and heard the description :vomit:
Buffy
opplegangerland. I have it on video somewhere. I got too many videos piled up in my living room.
A friend of mine also has a few of needles. A few years back he had to stay in hospital whilst they performed a few tests on him. They stuck the biggest bloody needle I have ever seen into him. It was about 6 inches long and maybe an eigth of an inch wide. He fainted when he saw it. It was put into the inner part of his wrist/hand and he reckoned he could feel the blood flowing around it. Then they put a tap on it so they could draw out blood whenever required. Needles don't bother me much, but I felt ill when I visited Ian and saw the thing and heard the description :vomit:
Oh my god! The gothy-punky boy on the bus in that Christina Aguilera video is also a model for Lip Service clothing!!
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Yeah. So. I've been thinking a lot of dirty thoughts lately, many of which end with, "Incest isn't all bad, is it?" The twins kissed me last night. Both of them. And, you know, I've seen that beer commercial, with the sexualizing...
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Yeah. So. I've been thinking a lot of dirty thoughts lately, many of which end with, "Incest isn't all bad, is it?" The twins kissed me last night. Both of them. And, you know, I've seen that beer commercial, with the sexualizing...
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estrada:
I don't mind Crazy Max, but I liked M2K a great deal.
I mean Kanda was how I was introduced to Thee Michelle Gun Elephant through him.
I think I'll go watch more wrestling now.
I mean Kanda was how I was introduced to Thee Michelle Gun Elephant through him.
I think I'll go watch more wrestling now.
rickroyal:
One of my great regrets in live is not having had a twin to have strange incestuous sex with. Perhaps with cloning technology advancing, I'll be able to screw my twin in the future.
Because of the Gonzalez twins' absence, I had completely forgot that I can't take them anywhere. Maybe I figured that their freshman year at FSU would help them mature? I don't know.
Adrian Gonzalez and "Javier" Gonzalez are these wrestling brothers I was friends with in high school. They're both named Adrian, and they're identical twins. Their family is a little "off-sane." I like to...
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Adrian Gonzalez and "Javier" Gonzalez are these wrestling brothers I was friends with in high school. They're both named Adrian, and they're identical twins. Their family is a little "off-sane." I like to...
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mistersatan:
Okay, now I'll NEVER show it to you, lest I destroy the perfect image of it in your mind.
mistersatan:
I dunno... Oh, hell. *runs out and buys train ticket to FLA*
I need to get a new psychiatrist. My current one kept staring at my breasts. Bleh.
I bought the furniture today! It will be here in two months or so. I hope the DWR studio is open by then. I need to accessorize.
This entry is very short today.
I bought the furniture today! It will be here in two months or so. I hope the DWR studio is open by then. I need to accessorize.
This entry is very short today.
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digdug:
I'll buy you a Pavillion Chair if you buy me an Eames La Chaise That sounds fair, right?
btw, no one wants to see me in SB, believe me :eep:
That sounds fair, right?
btw, no one wants to see me in SB, believe me :eep:
hardluck5413:
I have some pics for ya. I need to find you on IM when I'm at home.
Oh my Godiva. Godiva cheesecake, that is.
Wow. I ate three bites, and then I was full. It's a three layer cheesecake. And there's a thin layer of cocoa powder on top. I'll eat more later. It's so good. Happy birthday, Daddy!
We took Daddy to see The Pianist, and then we took him out for dinner at Thai Tony's. Thai Tony's doesn't have...
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Wow. I ate three bites, and then I was full. It's a three layer cheesecake. And there's a thin layer of cocoa powder on top. I'll eat more later. It's so good. Happy birthday, Daddy!
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jjay:
numero tres 
roamingaround:
Numero uno or dos.
You just need some spanketty-spank...
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You just need some spanketty-spank...
[Edited on Mar 14, 2003]
I can't stop coughing. It hurts. My chest. And now I'm bleeding all over the place, and I'm fucking horny, and this sucks.
I had to get my hair dyed, because the two-toned look wasn't working. I had my hair color matched to my eye color. It's soft, and almost black, and I keep stroking my hair, running my fingers through it. If I could...
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I had to get my hair dyed, because the two-toned look wasn't working. I had my hair color matched to my eye color. It's soft, and almost black, and I keep stroking my hair, running my fingers through it. If I could...
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estrada:
Lest we forget Chicken Adventurous.
Yes, the sloth is holding a teddy bear. It's a ransom thing. Damn sloth mafia.
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Yes, the sloth is holding a teddy bear. It's a ransom thing. Damn sloth mafia.
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user8935778:
i had no show. thanks to baseball. i went for sushi. and see the boy. i wonder if he meets up for the drinks. or for the kisses. id be happy if it was for a little of both
My fucking cold mutated into bronchitis. I hate everyone.
One day I will actually get through A Brief History of Time.
I think I just coughed up a lung.
I'm going to go kill myself now. No, I'm going to track down the person who gave me this cold that turned into bronchitis, rip off his or her fingernails and feed them to him...
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One day I will actually get through A Brief History of Time.
I think I just coughed up a lung.
I'm going to go kill myself now. No, I'm going to track down the person who gave me this cold that turned into bronchitis, rip off his or her fingernails and feed them to him...
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cybertammy:
Aww, I hope you feel better quickly. I'm surprised I'm not sick actually. It always happens on breaks or vacations or birthdays. I went on three cruises and managed to fall ill on ever one (mind you this was real sickness, not sea sickness or anything). After my appendicitis last spring I have managed to avoid any colds. Now based on my scientific experience, I recommend you get that sucker removed and you'll start feeling lots better.
That was an awful attempt at humor.
That was an awful attempt at humor.
cheech:
aw, come now...people don't infect people, germs infect people! Blame the germs, don't shoot the mesenger!
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I looked around more at what was on DVD. I still can't find anything!...but, um, if you never saw The World of Henry Orient or Slap Shot those are two unique, very DIFFERENT from each other movies by George Roy Hill, and I can barely stand most comedies but those are quality.
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I looked around more at what was on DVD. I still can't find anything!...but, um, if you never saw The World of Henry Orient or Slap Shot those are two unique, very DIFFERENT from each other movies by George Roy Hill, and I can barely stand most comedies but those are quality.
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I loathe Bush and I am happy to say I didn't vote for him in the last election, nor will I vote for him in the next election. I can't believe that anyone actually likes the guy.