"Rat shit, bat shit
Dirty old twat.
Sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot
Hooray.
Lizard shit.
FUCK."
-George Carlin
"Freddy's got knives, Freddy's got guns
Freddy's gonna stab you right in your buns"
-Josh B. Tenth grade, high on LSD. We were trying to compose a rap about Freddy Kruger and that's as far as we were able to get before sickening bouts of giggles paralyzed us for what felt like hours.
When I was like eleven or something, "A Nightmare on Elm Street" was the bomb.
After watching it the first time, I had a nightmare about Freddy and was convinced it was undeniable proof that he really existed and was coming to murder me. I think that childhood trauma might've touched off my lifelong trouble with insomnia. I'm not afraid of the dark anymore, but for some reason I can't fuckin sleep.
By the way. Do yourself a favor and watch "A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge". Go to Blockbuster. Get yourself some Netflix. Better yet, just go out and buy the fucker - you won't be disapointed.
"A Nightmare on Elm St. 2" is the FUNNIEST (of course unintentionally) movie I have ever seen, BAR FUCKING NONE. You may have seen other movies - ones starring people like Stallone, Van Damme, Jim Belushi, or John Ritter for example - that were so bad, so poorly done, so inept, so grossly incompetent that they achieved the opposite effect and were actually funny. Well I've seen them all, and "Nightmare pt. 2" takes the cake.
OK, I've said too much. I don't want to ruin the surprise or lessen the pure delight you'll experience when you watch this film. Go see it.
Dirty old twat.
Sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot
Hooray.
Lizard shit.
FUCK."
-George Carlin
"Freddy's got knives, Freddy's got guns
Freddy's gonna stab you right in your buns"
-Josh B. Tenth grade, high on LSD. We were trying to compose a rap about Freddy Kruger and that's as far as we were able to get before sickening bouts of giggles paralyzed us for what felt like hours.
When I was like eleven or something, "A Nightmare on Elm Street" was the bomb.
After watching it the first time, I had a nightmare about Freddy and was convinced it was undeniable proof that he really existed and was coming to murder me. I think that childhood trauma might've touched off my lifelong trouble with insomnia. I'm not afraid of the dark anymore, but for some reason I can't fuckin sleep.
By the way. Do yourself a favor and watch "A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge". Go to Blockbuster. Get yourself some Netflix. Better yet, just go out and buy the fucker - you won't be disapointed.
"A Nightmare on Elm St. 2" is the FUNNIEST (of course unintentionally) movie I have ever seen, BAR FUCKING NONE. You may have seen other movies - ones starring people like Stallone, Van Damme, Jim Belushi, or John Ritter for example - that were so bad, so poorly done, so inept, so grossly incompetent that they achieved the opposite effect and were actually funny. Well I've seen them all, and "Nightmare pt. 2" takes the cake.
OK, I've said too much. I don't want to ruin the surprise or lessen the pure delight you'll experience when you watch this film. Go see it.