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i'd rather forget

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jobs I've had, in no order other than that in which i remembered them right now....

1. dishwasher
2. busboy
3. waiter
4. host
5. prep cook
6. grill cook
7. saute chef
8. bartender
9. food market cashier
10. dairy department manager
11. barista
12. restaurant manager
13. porcelin figurine/knick knack repair technician
14. landscaper
15. pizza delivery driver
16. babysitter
17. bass player
18. vice president (student government)
19. high school art department teacher
20. high school english tutor
21. caricaturist
22. tattooist
23. administrative assistant
24. picture framer
25. retail store manager
26. web designer
27. proofreader
28. auto mechanic
29. tech support
30. college art teacher
31. college admissions counselor
32. orientation program designer
33. orientation leader
34. grant writer
35. house painter
36. second-shift t-shirt folder (at a silkscreen factory)


and, I'm sure there are at least 15 I haven't remembered

like:

37: canvasser
38: grocery stock-boy
39: Assistant professor
40: Maintenance worker at a hotel

holy shit...40!?! and I didn't even list the separate occasions for each one like the fact that I was a dishwasher like 4 times....

oops, almost forgot

41: McDonalds fry-o-lator guy (only two weeks)
VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
juliana:
Have you got more to go around, in that storytelling bag of yours? oink
Nov 24, 2003
juliana:
no, it means that i like asking for more of things i detest.

of course that means i like it. now can you give us more already?
Nov 24, 2003

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