Seek truth in meditation, not in moldy books. Look in the sky to find the moon, not in the pond. - Persian proverb
And god damn, Pink Lady apples are fucking good.
oh yea.. and I have an uncanny talent for picking out the very best avacado in the whole stack. <3 Avacado
PS. FUCK OFF ABOUT MY SPELLING ERROR! I'm leaving it just to...
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And god damn, Pink Lady apples are fucking good.
oh yea.. and I have an uncanny talent for picking out the very best avacado in the whole stack. <3 Avacado
PS. FUCK OFF ABOUT MY SPELLING ERROR! I'm leaving it just to...
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I have a feeling this is going to be a really good summer.
despite almost killing myself on my bike yesterday.
despite almost killing myself on my bike yesterday.
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babybeezer:
WEAR A HELMET. Get a motorcycle helmet. You might be able to go faster down hills on your bike with one of those suckers on because they weigh like 10 pounds.
thanks for the congrats. I'm super excited. I'm going to be such a hippie though. I'm doing Shakespeare Santa Cruz this summer, and then 2.5 years in Humbolt. Sheesh.
thanks for the congrats. I'm super excited. I'm going to be such a hippie though. I'm doing Shakespeare Santa Cruz this summer, and then 2.5 years in Humbolt. Sheesh.
morgan:
Dude, that's a hot profile picture.
When I say ok, you say ok, ok?
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missmyla:
Yay, I have a title 
ATTENTION ALL COMPLETE IDIOTS:
I am so tired of reading your dating profile and seeing something that looks similar to this:
"I DRINK ALCOHOL: Occasionally"
the same goes for cigarettes or pot
followed by:
"My Maximum Level of Drug Use: Drug Free"
If this applies to you, you are fucking retarded. RE-TAR-DED. please fix this, so you will stop getting on my nerves all the...
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I am so tired of reading your dating profile and seeing something that looks similar to this:
"I DRINK ALCOHOL: Occasionally"
the same goes for cigarettes or pot
followed by:
"My Maximum Level of Drug Use: Drug Free"
If this applies to you, you are fucking retarded. RE-TAR-DED. please fix this, so you will stop getting on my nerves all the...
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scarydoll:
Maybe you should stop reading the dating profiles if they're going to bother you that much. 
tiffanymarie:
Well I guess I'm better off not using that stupid dating thing. I won't have to worry about getting on your nerves. Well hopefully. Nice to semi meet you today at the Mike's bbq.
That stupid wheel chair kid asked me to the Friday Night Dance! but I'm going with STEVEN!!
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bankerboy:
Sassy.
lucy:
Re: your comment in FrreakPirate's journal:
Oh, come now...we both know he isn't a girl.
I mean, really, have you ever seen a girl quite so unnatractive?
He's a circus monkey.
An underweight, goofy looking circus monkey.
With the "down's"...the circusmonkeydowns.
Oh, come now...we both know he isn't a girl.
I mean, really, have you ever seen a girl quite so unnatractive?
He's a circus monkey.
An underweight, goofy looking circus monkey.
With the "down's"...the circusmonkeydowns.
Though the works of the human race disappear tracelessly by time or bomb, the sun does not falter in its course; the stars keep their invariable vigil. Cosmic law cannot be stayed or changed, and man would do well to put himself in harmony with it. If the cosmos is against might, if the sun wars not in the heavens but retires at dueful time...
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fridgemagnet:
Hi there.
actionverb:
count your moments of clarity and realize how few they are.
count how many times you've done amazingly stupid things.
look at all the other people who haven't learned the lessons you have yet.
Is that a pitiful state of being- not having learned your personal lessons- or one to aspire to?
Or is it all just...
um...
OLIVIA.
I knew there was a point to it all.
count how many times you've done amazingly stupid things.
look at all the other people who haven't learned the lessons you have yet.
Is that a pitiful state of being- not having learned your personal lessons- or one to aspire to?
Or is it all just...
um...
OLIVIA.
I knew there was a point to it all.
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sadfaceclown:
Shhhh..... I'm faux gay for you too.
sadfaceclown:
Ha...
I just realized how gay "faux gay" sounds.
I just realized how gay "faux gay" sounds.
Conviction is a concept that is lost to our generation.
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eli:
word
sigma:
Do you think that I lack conviction old friend?
Dearest Edensoy,
Oh how I love you! You sweeten up my cereal with your vanilla goodness and soften my tea with your silky smooth texture. You perfect my smoothies and add just the right flavor to my Newman O's. You are the X to my O, and I love you so, but please answer me this one question. Why can you not spill the fuck...
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Oh how I love you! You sweeten up my cereal with your vanilla goodness and soften my tea with your silky smooth texture. You perfect my smoothies and add just the right flavor to my Newman O's. You are the X to my O, and I love you so, but please answer me this one question. Why can you not spill the fuck...
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miloryan:
No shit, evrytime I try to shake up my vanilla rice milk it leaks all over the place. They really should make better lcaps for those boxes.
miloryan:
Nah, I don't drink dairy but I couldn't live with out the cheese. I try not to eat red meat either. I didn't eat any for about 8 years but I've been slackin on that as of late.
I have a ticket to prom for sale. I'd rather sell it to someone I know than the general population, so if you're trying to go and still need a ticket get in touch w/ me.
Btw, vegan cookies are an excellent bribe.
Btw, vegan cookies are an excellent bribe.
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fractal:
IT'S A YOU!
IT'S A YOU!
chai:
thankkss.. my cats are very happy that u like them **G**
thankkss.. my cats are very happy that u like them **G** I am not a zombie.
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naja_haje:
I wanna be hardcore too! 
fractal:
slut, you best be gettin on AIM.
Olivia and I have important developments to inform you of.
Olivia and I have important developments to inform you of.
Felix and I Zoo Bombed today with his GPS (which I was carrying) and I reached a top speed of 35.8 MPH.
This friday is Critical Mass. w00t.
This friday is Critical Mass. w00t.
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isadora:
maybe not with those cheapass tire-popping thingies they sell at walmart. but i'm a METALSMITH, dude. i'd build steel spikey things three feet tall. they'd pop a big rig's tires like a zit on your ass.
pft.
NOW who's failing?!
...
YOU.
and yr mom.
pft.
NOW who's failing?!
...
YOU.
and yr mom.
hypnogogic:
In what way?
Pissing me off?
Starting riots?
I believe in what they are trying to do most of the time, but i questions their methods. Maybe it is isolated individuals and maybe it was non critical mass members i have witnessed performing such dumb ass activities.
I used to work at the Fat Tire Farm in Northwest. One night afterwork, i was taking my bikes home on the rood rack of my car. I ran into a critical mass blockade on Burnside. I asked the guys to move about 20 times, they just stared at me and flipped me off. What was their point? All it did was make me want to run them over. I used to commute on my bike everyday before i had my daughter, i understand the problems on the road. I have been hit by cars 5 times on my bike, in the bike lane!
Youll never catch me blocking rush hour traffic on my bike to try to prove a point or get attention to my cause, i really don't like being run over, it hurts.
Pissing me off?
Starting riots?
I believe in what they are trying to do most of the time, but i questions their methods. Maybe it is isolated individuals and maybe it was non critical mass members i have witnessed performing such dumb ass activities.
I used to work at the Fat Tire Farm in Northwest. One night afterwork, i was taking my bikes home on the rood rack of my car. I ran into a critical mass blockade on Burnside. I asked the guys to move about 20 times, they just stared at me and flipped me off. What was their point? All it did was make me want to run them over. I used to commute on my bike everyday before i had my daughter, i understand the problems on the road. I have been hit by cars 5 times on my bike, in the bike lane!
Youll never catch me blocking rush hour traffic on my bike to try to prove a point or get attention to my cause, i really don't like being run over, it hurts.
do not lack sweat."
ever played Wise and Otherwise? that game is awesome.