I'm officially tired of watching my friends have shitty times with their relationships. I hereby order the universe to start giving everybody heaps and heaps of happiness and love and ease.
It works that way, right? I say "jump" and the universe says "how high?"
It works that way, right? I say "jump" and the universe says "how high?"
My poisons are the usual bullshit-perscription drugs that make cookoo, alcohol that makes me wretch, bad food that makes me guilty. I'm cleaning up my act and starting new. It sounds silly but I"m serious. I will not be another man that reinforces all the typical stereotypes of the male gender. I will break free.
Except I'm still going to be as stubborn as they come.
It's like that Chris Rock routine where he's talking about how a woman will do anything you want if you say that shit right. Except put in a badly dubbed "the universe" wherever he says "woman", and it's kind of like that.