To all my Friends,
When you are sad -- I will help you
get drunk and plot
revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking
you.
When you smile -- I will know you finally got lucky.
When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance...
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I could totally never do it, too much of a meat lover! lolol
... I feel like Ive lost you to some evil force.
But only "semi".
And yes, my belly button is an outie in an innie.