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alfaduetto

Greeneville, Tennessee, USA

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Saturday Apr 18, 2009

Apr 18, 2009
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Think I'm gonna apply for a federal grant to study the alarming suicide rate among 'possums. There be what we locally call "flatcats" everywhere. Gettin' tired of havin' a funeral every other weekend, have to bury them or they stink up the neighborhood. I have noticed that society at large is more inclined to live with the aging wildlife aroma rather than dig a little hole. Laziness and nosiness are really the only two things in this World that light me up. Anyway, back on subject. I'll be hiring interviewers as soon as the grant is approved. Of course there will be linguistics training due to the 'possums strange dialect. Looking for compassionate listeners who have some experience animal depression[other than cats, they are all liars].

Great weather finally, had to mow the lawn twice already. wink biggrin kiss kiss
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cannabisia:
Ha, it's rather amazing how lazy people really are, isn't it?!
Apr 19, 2009
dmac:
MOW the lawn?? Lucky you. Mine was so overgrown I think a machete was more appropriate. wink
Apr 20, 2009

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