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I did a lot of things yesterday. I studied and talked to my prof about my paper... he told me to come back today, ha ha. Megan showed up four hours later than she said she would, but apparantly one of her dormies had gone crazy, like, seizuring, foaming at the mouth, puking crazy. So I forgave her. She was like, "let's go downtown!" and I agreed for some reason, even though I should have been working, but she paid for me to ride the bus. It was nice. She bought me a book because I hadn't had time to go back to my room and get credits; I picked out the romance novel with the best picture on the cover. I've never read a romance novel before. It's called "Sweet Texas Surrender". I'm looking forward to it. While I was in the romance section this guy came up to me and was like, "I've never read a romance novel before..." and I said, "hey, me neither!" and he still tried to solicit my help. Poor guy. Then Megan bought me dinner and told me I was a cheap date: a used paperback and a $4 burrito and bus fare. I think that's pretty good. We went home and I finally convinced everyone it was a good idea to watch Tron. Megan had issues with a friend so we did a lot of waiting around, but Doyle was there, being hilarious, so I didn't mind. I was sitting on this guy's lap and Doyle kept telling me it was a good idea to crap on him and was making farting noises. I told him you can't make someone crap by making crapping noises the same way you can make someone puke using puking noises. I don't think he believed me. We finally started Tron at like, midnight, and we ate bread and exotic cheese. Then I went home and slept in my very empty bed.

I need food.