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In addition to having no sense of humor, you guys also have no imagination. MisterSatan and I went to a gay bar and watched vintage gay porno on Tuesday night. We also called UnnecessaryZ who confessed to crying gay tears into his teddy bear afterwards. I hope he at least takes comfort in his eleventy-seven inch cock.

So this morning I got up to go swimming and found that sometime between 9 am Tuesday and 7:30 am today I lost my noseclips. Oh, it makes me so angry. It took me years to get that pair just right. Now I have to find somewhere around here that sells the kind I like so I can have them for practice on Sunday morning. I'm sure one of the nice ladies there would lend me some, but I like to use my own that I can smash and warp to suit my nose, not ones that fit someone else's nose. And, of course, the inside of my nose is all dried out now.

I had a job interview on Tuesday. It was okay, I guess. I think I can find a better job anyway. Come find me, better job! I'm hiding behind the copier!