al

I only have one... wait, I have two regrets about this weekend. The first is that I did not purchase a waterproof camera for thesis parade. A lot of people got pictures, which is good, but I wish I'd had my own. Thesis parade was like, the coolest thing ever to happen to me in my life, cooler even than when I drank the 10 fish the next day. The second regret is that I missed the minibosses. I missed them because I was being nice and playing softball on dunx's team (even though I really suck at it and don't like it very much) because they needed another player. So I missed the fucking minibosses. I suppose maybe I'll get to see them someday, but as for now I want to hit things. Dear minibosses, please come to my house and play a set for me. Thanks, AL. I really had a great weekend, though.

You assholes wouldn't appreciate a $70,000 party if it did your laundry and dishes and gave you oral.