So, I've recently come to believe that many people have certain misconceptions about me and I'd like to clear a few things up.
Misconception #1: AL is young and therefore couldn't possibly know what she's talking about.
Closer to the truth: Sure, AL is younger than a lot of the members of this site, but she takes it upon herself to be knowledgeable about topics before trying to discuss them in any sort of detail.
Misconception #2: AL is a bisexual and so any time she makes any sort of remark about another girl being pretty she must want to fuck her.
Closer to the truth: Frankly, AL is repulsed my the prospect of even touching most girls in a sexual manner. She wants to fuck her girlfriend, not everyone she looks at. Wanting to spend time in the company of nice looking people is different than wanting to fuck them, odd as it may sound.
Misconception #3: AL would love to tie me up and beat me.
Closer to the truth: Only because you're being such a wanker, and only if it resulted in you never thinking that again. AL isn't a violent person and if she really wanted you beaten she'd get someone else to do it.
Misconceptoin #4: AL wants me to tie her up and beat her.
Closer to the truth: AL is disgusted by this. AL probably doesn't want you to touch her, let alone have your way with her. It may be true that she likes to be tied up, but you're the last person she wants to do it to her.
Misconception #5: AL is a mean person.
Closer to the truth: AL has little patience for stupidity and prejudice. She doesn't like it when people make assumptions about the content of her character based only on a few things she may say. She gets upset when people ask questions she just answered. She gets frustrated when people talk down to her. And she is not afraid to let you know these things.
Misconception #6: AL wants to hear my fantasies, especially the ones that involve her.
Closer to the truth: AL really doesn't give a fuck about what you're thinking when you jack off. She thinks it's pretty cool if you think about her, but she doesn't want to know the details. It's creepy, and makes you sound like a stalker, which makes her feel unsafe.
Misconception #7: AL loves to talk about sex more than anything in the world.
Closer to the truth: AL likes to talk about sex, sure, but she likes to talk about math a lot more, or juggling, or copyright law, or robots, or any number of things. You should try her sometime.
Well, that's about all I can think of right now.
Have a nice day.
Misconception #1: AL is young and therefore couldn't possibly know what she's talking about.
Closer to the truth: Sure, AL is younger than a lot of the members of this site, but she takes it upon herself to be knowledgeable about topics before trying to discuss them in any sort of detail.
Misconception #2: AL is a bisexual and so any time she makes any sort of remark about another girl being pretty she must want to fuck her.
Closer to the truth: Frankly, AL is repulsed my the prospect of even touching most girls in a sexual manner. She wants to fuck her girlfriend, not everyone she looks at. Wanting to spend time in the company of nice looking people is different than wanting to fuck them, odd as it may sound.
Misconception #3: AL would love to tie me up and beat me.
Closer to the truth: Only because you're being such a wanker, and only if it resulted in you never thinking that again. AL isn't a violent person and if she really wanted you beaten she'd get someone else to do it.
Misconceptoin #4: AL wants me to tie her up and beat her.
Closer to the truth: AL is disgusted by this. AL probably doesn't want you to touch her, let alone have your way with her. It may be true that she likes to be tied up, but you're the last person she wants to do it to her.
Misconception #5: AL is a mean person.
Closer to the truth: AL has little patience for stupidity and prejudice. She doesn't like it when people make assumptions about the content of her character based only on a few things she may say. She gets upset when people ask questions she just answered. She gets frustrated when people talk down to her. And she is not afraid to let you know these things.
Misconception #6: AL wants to hear my fantasies, especially the ones that involve her.
Closer to the truth: AL really doesn't give a fuck about what you're thinking when you jack off. She thinks it's pretty cool if you think about her, but she doesn't want to know the details. It's creepy, and makes you sound like a stalker, which makes her feel unsafe.
Misconception #7: AL loves to talk about sex more than anything in the world.
Closer to the truth: AL likes to talk about sex, sure, but she likes to talk about math a lot more, or juggling, or copyright law, or robots, or any number of things. You should try her sometime.
Well, that's about all I can think of right now.
Have a nice day.
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lionboy:
mmmmm.... nope. Never thought anything like that. I just got here less than a week ago. I thought Al was pretty neet, actually. Wouldn't dream of showing her anything other than respect and lovely pictures of my kitties if she so desired. Nor would I dream of IMing her or sending her mail about my fanasies except perhaps the one about winning the lottery and being independently wealthy for the rest of my days. Prolly wouldn't do that neither.
marla:
and that's why I choose to keep quiet