Show me the BIG tits, please.
Okay, so I get the December issue of Playboy. Dita on the cover, sweet. Thicker than my issues from the early 80s. Fewer boobs. Disappointment starts to set in. Women of Worldcom. Odd. Playmate of the month, pretty cute. Finally towards the end, Dita. Fabulous. Then I read the words. Big mistake. I knew I shouldn't have. I knew it. "Fetish is back"... WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!? Fetish? You like fetish? You mean you like hot girls in corsets and heels? WHO THE FUCK DOESN'T?! You're into fetishy stuff? And what do you exactly qualify as "fetishy"... bondage? leather? fist fucking? urine enemas? Be specific, dick. It made me sick to try to read the article. The utter abuse of English, and them trying to get you to believe it! Enough to make me write them a nasty letter.
Then I'm watching the Sexcetera my man taped for me, the one with SG on it. I was appalled. Utterly speechless. It was like, "oh, goth girls are this new breed of human that just appeared a year ago and this is what they like and this is who they are and this is how they fuck and isn't it so cute? Oh my gosh, I want to go out and buy one to keep in my basement. I wouldn't let her out when people were over, though. What an embarrassment!" I mean, at that point, any publicity was good publicity, I guess, but still. I was disgusted. It was terrible.
Other than that, I think I'm doing okay. I was talking to a girl after number theory, and I said, "you know, that class is so fascinating, but it's so damn hard and I have no idea what's going on." and she said, "oh yeah, just like real analysis. If it were fascinating, I mean..." It was true, so true. Ugh. I hope I get to visit her in Budapest next semester. She'll be mathin' it up with the big kids.
Oh yeah! I get to go juggle tonight. I'm so stoked! High point of my week... of course, I also have a crap load of work.... maybe I'll just go watch the SBEmail from this week again. Genius.
N'night.
Okay, so I get the December issue of Playboy. Dita on the cover, sweet. Thicker than my issues from the early 80s. Fewer boobs. Disappointment starts to set in. Women of Worldcom. Odd. Playmate of the month, pretty cute. Finally towards the end, Dita. Fabulous. Then I read the words. Big mistake. I knew I shouldn't have. I knew it. "Fetish is back"... WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!? Fetish? You like fetish? You mean you like hot girls in corsets and heels? WHO THE FUCK DOESN'T?! You're into fetishy stuff? And what do you exactly qualify as "fetishy"... bondage? leather? fist fucking? urine enemas? Be specific, dick. It made me sick to try to read the article. The utter abuse of English, and them trying to get you to believe it! Enough to make me write them a nasty letter.
Then I'm watching the Sexcetera my man taped for me, the one with SG on it. I was appalled. Utterly speechless. It was like, "oh, goth girls are this new breed of human that just appeared a year ago and this is what they like and this is who they are and this is how they fuck and isn't it so cute? Oh my gosh, I want to go out and buy one to keep in my basement. I wouldn't let her out when people were over, though. What an embarrassment!" I mean, at that point, any publicity was good publicity, I guess, but still. I was disgusted. It was terrible.
Other than that, I think I'm doing okay. I was talking to a girl after number theory, and I said, "you know, that class is so fascinating, but it's so damn hard and I have no idea what's going on." and she said, "oh yeah, just like real analysis. If it were fascinating, I mean..." It was true, so true. Ugh. I hope I get to visit her in Budapest next semester. She'll be mathin' it up with the big kids.
Oh yeah! I get to go juggle tonight. I'm so stoked! High point of my week... of course, I also have a crap load of work.... maybe I'll just go watch the SBEmail from this week again. Genius.
N'night.
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I hate that the media, PB included, talk about punk/goth/raver/gamer/anythingotherthanthemselves people like they were complete and utter freaks, even when they're attempting to praise them. But then again, I hate the media in general, so I'm sort of biased.
Numbers... mmm... crunchy.
The idea of an Al/Genesis set: on a scale of one to awesome, it's super great.
the whole point of playboy was to offer a "girl next door" image. that was back a half century ago-- back in the days with Robert Anton Wilson was editor of the mag (did anyone know that??? talk about crazy illuminati type con-spiracy stuff).
obviously the poor mag has lost touch with the girl next door. thankfuly, the pro-verbial girls next door are now the sex ninjas of certain websites that shall go unnamed.
huzzah!