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Oh my god. The Ring holds nothing over my fear of what is to come this year.

I'm in way over my head.

But like, what am I even doing with my life? I should be out winning friends and influencing people, or having people pay me to take my picture, or climbing the rock at REI, or learning how to poke needles with ink on them into people over and over again...

It's just like masturbating with aluminum foil.