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I got to go to Home Depot this morning, which meant I got a hot dog. It was rad. Last night I went to a housewarming party, and Whitey tricked me into getting into the hot tub. It was a good hot tub, though. I'm going to my grandparents' house tonight with my mom. I was promised Japanese food. I will be back tomorrow for some... sitting around and maybe working.

This one time a few years ago I was at the skating rink and this guy came up to me and asked if he could have some change for the phone. I said yes, if he would give me oral, so he took me to a fairly secluded area but it turned out that I was leaving so I couldn't stay. He said he was sorry, and gave me two pills he said were vicodin (he had a broken arm). I'd never seen them before, and no one I was with could identify them so I didn't take them for I do not take unidentified pills. Eventually, I threw them away. Yesterday I found out that they were indeed vicodin. Thank you, mystery oral sex boy with the broken arm.