Hey, jerk-heads. I just drank a huge slurpee and ate corn nuts and now I feel all sick, but I'm going to watch the Animatrix and that will rule. And I don't think I'm going to tell you weasle-sniffers what my job is. So there.
I had this fabulous dream last night that I was making a getaway and running with my big sword all bushido blade style and I ran this guy whom I've hated since about the fifth grade through. I just skewered him, and it felt soooo good. I wish I'd have more sex dreams, though. The last one I had was super awkward, though, because I was discovered by two faculty members of the math department. That sucked hard.
I got some good head the other day and since then my life has been looking a lot better.
I had this fabulous dream last night that I was making a getaway and running with my big sword all bushido blade style and I ran this guy whom I've hated since about the fifth grade through. I just skewered him, and it felt soooo good. I wish I'd have more sex dreams, though. The last one I had was super awkward, though, because I was discovered by two faculty members of the math department. That sucked hard.
I got some good head the other day and since then my life has been looking a lot better.
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dreams are cool. especially lucent ones. and it sounds to me like you may have discovered the cure to all ills.... LOTS of head! go get more.
There at least a 5 or 6.
On the most dangerous list of dangerous things!
"Gefahrliches Ding" if you will...