Okay.
Here's what I want.
I want bands that sound good in concert.
I want good books with worn-in covers.
I want people to call when they say they will.
I want to be able to shop without thinking about slave-children.
I want leaves above with the sun shining through.
I want condoms that don't suck.
I want to be able to think of those...
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Here's what I want.
I want bands that sound good in concert.
I want good books with worn-in covers.
I want people to call when they say they will.
I want to be able to shop without thinking about slave-children.
I want leaves above with the sun shining through.
I want condoms that don't suck.
I want to be able to think of those...
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I really really wish I had a penis.
So I could slap people with it.
So I could slap people with it.
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aleksa:
That's too funny. I'm just as happy having someone else's penis though.
That's too funny. I'm just as happy having someone else's penis though.
mysteryx:
Grumpy? Didn't you notice my new picture?
My life is sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows
That's how this refrain goes
So come on, join in everybody!
If you aquire a penis, don't slap anyone with it, you may damage it. The holy power of the penis is not in what it can do, but in what it entitles you to do.
Sorry, I'm giving away the secrets.
My life is sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows
That's how this refrain goes
So come on, join in everybody!
If you aquire a penis, don't slap anyone with it, you may damage it. The holy power of the penis is not in what it can do, but in what it entitles you to do.
Sorry, I'm giving away the secrets.
I'm not unstable or a bitch because I don't want a backrub.
And any decent human being will hold you down while I cut you if you touch me again after I've asked you to stop.
I'm a practiced anatomist, don't forget.
^__^ And scalpels are so easy to conceal ^__^
And any decent human being will hold you down while I cut you if you touch me again after I've asked you to stop.
I'm a practiced anatomist, don't forget.
^__^ And scalpels are so easy to conceal ^__^
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buckknuckle:
ramona forever.
strongmad:
I volunteer to hold them down ... and then give you a backrub. 
and the little lame balloonman whistles far and wee
I don't know. I'm in something with you..
Cause my thoughts are crowded out by the rushing of water, the sliding of land, the wet earth blooming.
Sometimes it's because you're so stupid and gross.
And other times it's because it's embarrassing (even when I'm the only one there to see it) how even you in...
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kitschy:
^^ That's a sexy pin-up puppy if I ever saw one! Even with PSFB (Puppy Shot From Behind!)
thefuckoffkid:
Thank you, I really appreciated those words. I wish everyone saw it that way. Disagreement and dissent are often really powerful and productive activities.
How've you been? Doing ok?
How've you been? Doing ok?
God I bore myself.
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strongmad:
You thrill and excite me. What do you think about that? 
tonkakatt:
*yawn*
I bore myself too
I bore myself too
For now you're just another body, another shell for the ghost I'm chasing.
My rapist.
Because I'm stuck running from him and to him all the time.
Trying to make it happen again, so this time I'll be ready.
This time I'll kick and scream and tear your fucking lips off and I would rather be dead than live it again.
The worst part is...
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My rapist.
Because I'm stuck running from him and to him all the time.
Trying to make it happen again, so this time I'll be ready.
This time I'll kick and scream and tear your fucking lips off and I would rather be dead than live it again.
The worst part is...
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Don't FUCK. With the babysitter.
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kitschy:
Are you done with school yet? Almost? Best wishes on your finals smartypants! 
strongmad:
What if it's only anal? 
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click_here:
glasses.....i have them but dont wear them that often (picture in my picture section of me in glasses)
asthma.....somewhat out of shape...does that count for breathing heavy and stuff?
asthma.....somewhat out of shape...does that count for breathing heavy and stuff?
brokenbeatnik:
I think I left mine in the Alligator Fuckhouse.
I'm officially on the prowl for a "kind but firm" dirty old man who'll spank me silly.
But he has to be sexy-dirty. Like Jeremy Irons.
Or you know who really gets me going is Tom Wilkinson.
still love you guys
But he has to be sexy-dirty. Like Jeremy Irons.
Or you know who really gets me going is Tom Wilkinson.
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brokenbeatnik:
Now there's a dirty, dirty thought, you bad girl. You do indeed deserve to be punished.
Well, I do have a white hair tthat sprang up right in the front of my hairline, if that counts for anything. *grin*
I would say the standard "when we hanging out?" stuff, but after this week, I'm going to be on the run for the rest of the month, so I'll have to say it later.
Well, I do have a white hair tthat sprang up right in the front of my hairline, if that counts for anything. *grin*
I would say the standard "when we hanging out?" stuff, but after this week, I'm going to be on the run for the rest of the month, so I'll have to say it later.
We should make a "Top Ten Movies Where People Fall off Bikes" list. Those are some good movies.
Also:
I love you guys.
Also:
I love you guys.
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bigwhelturnsmal:
we love you two.......
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pirate_romeo:
Wow. You still haven't taken me off of your friends list? That means that you either never clean out your friends list or that you had faith that I'd return eventually.
It's the second one right?
It's the second one right?