I want to lay down a blanket, and slowly take apart a motorcycle, putting each piece on the blanket in neat little rows, left to right.
And then I want to put it back together again, piece by piece.
I'd like to do it without a manual. I would like an informed, preferably hot (nevermind, if they're informed, they're hot) person that could give me...
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And then I want to put it back together again, piece by piece.
I'd like to do it without a manual. I would like an informed, preferably hot (nevermind, if they're informed, they're hot) person that could give me...
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kaela:
Durr...
jukeboxhero:
e-hmmm, it's so heavy, and i can't lift it!! 
just kiddin' guys, i'm not actually getting married
but if you do know any particularly radical Cadadians who would take me in as a refugee, hook a girl up.
but if you do know any particularly radical Cadadians who would take me in as a refugee, hook a girl up.
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mysteryx:
I know a radical liberal guy in Canada. But how do I know that you wouldn't cut him up or something?
mysteryx:
Well I'm not going to let him marry you, then. He can only get married once, and then he uses up that "get out of the U.S.A. free" card. Maybe I'm being paternalistic here, but I think if he's going to get married, he should wait for a woman whose ass he could occasionally touch deliberately.
Hell, now that I think about it, why don't I marry him? Don't really want him touching my ass either, but if the choice is between him touching my ass, and living in an authoritarian country- well, my ass can take it.
Besides, he co-owns a pizza joint and has one of those big pizza cutters. He might actually give you a challenge when you go to cut him up.
Hell, now that I think about it, why don't I marry him? Don't really want him touching my ass either, but if the choice is between him touching my ass, and living in an authoritarian country- well, my ass can take it.
Besides, he co-owns a pizza joint and has one of those big pizza cutters. He might actually give you a challenge when you go to cut him up.
I'm getting married!!!!!
I'm outta here, you bad-food-eating, uninformed, consumer-bot, gluttons of the world!
Ha ha! No more abortion, health-care, or gun-law "debates" for me, suckas!!
Screw you and your "president" - I have a QUEEN!
Screw your dopey currency and your even dopier dope laws.
I'm OUT, do you hear me!
<hums>
The True North strong and free!
</end lovely humming>
I'm outta here, you bad-food-eating, uninformed, consumer-bot, gluttons of the world!
Ha ha! No more abortion, health-care, or gun-law "debates" for me, suckas!!
Screw you and your "president" - I have a QUEEN!
Screw your dopey currency and your even dopier dope laws.
I'm OUT, do you hear me!
<hums>
The True North strong and free!
</end lovely humming>
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strongmad:
Um ... do what now?
kozmikgirl:
What is going on, eh? 
Okay.
Here's what I want.
I want bands that sound good in concert.
I want good books with worn-in covers.
I want people to call when they say they will.
I want to be able to shop without thinking about slave-children.
I want leaves above with the sun shining through.
I want condoms that don't suck.
I want to be able to think of those...
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Here's what I want.
I want bands that sound good in concert.
I want good books with worn-in covers.
I want people to call when they say they will.
I want to be able to shop without thinking about slave-children.
I want leaves above with the sun shining through.
I want condoms that don't suck.
I want to be able to think of those...
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jukeboxhero:
is that stage "left" or audience "left"?? that's where the confusion lies!!
kozmikgirl:
I want easy to get to orgasms, like men. It is all so much like work sometimes. *sigh*
Okay.
Here's what I want.
I want bands that sound good in concert.
I want good books with worn-in covers.
I want people to call when they say they will.
I want to be able to shop without thinking about slave-children.
I want leaves above with the sun shining through.
I want condoms that don't suck.
I want to be able to think of those...
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Here's what I want.
I want bands that sound good in concert.
I want good books with worn-in covers.
I want people to call when they say they will.
I want to be able to shop without thinking about slave-children.
I want leaves above with the sun shining through.
I want condoms that don't suck.
I want to be able to think of those...
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I really really wish I had a penis.
So I could slap people with it.
So I could slap people with it.
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aleksa:
That's too funny. I'm just as happy having someone else's penis though.
That's too funny. I'm just as happy having someone else's penis though.
mysteryx:
Grumpy? Didn't you notice my new picture?
My life is sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows
That's how this refrain goes
So come on, join in everybody!
If you aquire a penis, don't slap anyone with it, you may damage it. The holy power of the penis is not in what it can do, but in what it entitles you to do.
Sorry, I'm giving away the secrets.
My life is sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows
That's how this refrain goes
So come on, join in everybody!
If you aquire a penis, don't slap anyone with it, you may damage it. The holy power of the penis is not in what it can do, but in what it entitles you to do.
Sorry, I'm giving away the secrets.
I'm not unstable or a bitch because I don't want a backrub.
And any decent human being will hold you down while I cut you if you touch me again after I've asked you to stop.
I'm a practiced anatomist, don't forget.
^__^ And scalpels are so easy to conceal ^__^
And any decent human being will hold you down while I cut you if you touch me again after I've asked you to stop.
I'm a practiced anatomist, don't forget.
^__^ And scalpels are so easy to conceal ^__^
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buckknuckle:
ramona forever.
strongmad:
I volunteer to hold them down ... and then give you a backrub. 
and the little lame balloonman whistles far and wee
I don't know. I'm in something with you..
Cause my thoughts are crowded out by the rushing of water, the sliding of land, the wet earth blooming.
Sometimes it's because you're so stupid and gross.
And other times it's because it's embarrassing (even when I'm the only one there to see it) how even you in...
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kitschy:
^^ That's a sexy pin-up puppy if I ever saw one! Even with PSFB (Puppy Shot From Behind!)
thefuckoffkid:
Thank you, I really appreciated those words. I wish everyone saw it that way. Disagreement and dissent are often really powerful and productive activities.
How've you been? Doing ok?
How've you been? Doing ok?
God I bore myself.
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strongmad:
You thrill and excite me. What do you think about that? 
tonkakatt:
*yawn*
I bore myself too
I bore myself too
For now you're just another body, another shell for the ghost I'm chasing.
My rapist.
Because I'm stuck running from him and to him all the time.
Trying to make it happen again, so this time I'll be ready.
This time I'll kick and scream and tear your fucking lips off and I would rather be dead than live it again.
The worst part is...
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My rapist.
Because I'm stuck running from him and to him all the time.
Trying to make it happen again, so this time I'll be ready.
This time I'll kick and scream and tear your fucking lips off and I would rather be dead than live it again.
The worst part is...
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Don't FUCK. With the babysitter.
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kitschy:
Are you done with school yet? Almost? Best wishes on your finals smartypants! 
strongmad:
What if it's only anal? 
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click_here:
glasses.....i have them but dont wear them that often (picture in my picture section of me in glasses)
asthma.....somewhat out of shape...does that count for breathing heavy and stuff?
asthma.....somewhat out of shape...does that count for breathing heavy and stuff?
brokenbeatnik:
I think I left mine in the Alligator Fuckhouse.