Oh come now, I'm not thaaat far away. Seychelles is right around the corner... yeah.
You want to talk about hormonalness... Try to guess the number of days since I, a being of freakishly excessive libido (I can cite references on that), last got my freak on. I will give you a hint=
It contains four digits.
...and the Universe wept for poor trismegistus,
then kicked him in the ass and said "I am your mistress,
fuck face!"
wow. i just had my first time ever on a motorcycle and it was fucking great. i'd never thought about motorcycles, never thought they'd be cool or anything...but fuck yeah, that was nice. the sensation of feeeeeling air and i lurve leaning into turns even when i'm running so. that was fuckin' nice.
and said motorcycle was delivered by my official new housemate, fraggle. yes!... Read More
Er, most of monday... I have my plane ride @ 7:45 PM, so er, at a poin before that? email me (the contact button on my profile is fine if you do not remember my .edu address, I never check any others really) w/ your phone number and whatnot!
was hit on nonstop on the flight by the german musician seated next to me. normally i would've been into it, but the guy was 40something. meep! i like older men, but that's a decade i'm not willing to experiment with yet.
escape that situation only to meet up with my mother who's taken extra time to work late on her... Read More
Next time I'm walking on the Promenade and I see one of those homeless looking young guys, I'll imagine he's your "Kody". I always wonder what the fuck is up with them and why they don't even have the strength of will to care about their life at such a young age. Now, at least, I have a little bit of a back story to fill in the blanks with.
Damn girl! Was that supposed to sound as hilarious as it did? "Kody the Punk, Squatting, Dope fiend", that's a movie of the week. No, that's a Cohen brothers film!
My favorite line is " a sore disappointment with Kody".
Come on you seem like an intelligent girl. You don't think Kody is basically disappointment incarnate?
And you slept with him?!! I hope you boiled him first! You don't know where he has been.
Come on!
I'm a decent looking guy who works 2 jobs and I haven't gotten laid in...I don't don't know how long but Kody the Punk, Squatting, Dope fiend has girls flying to LA and playing Columbo to get a piece of that sexy homeless ass!
Does anyone Else see the humor in this or I'm I missing something?
-why? what makes you think you like me when you'll treat me this way?
-why? why, honey? why do i like you? why is rob zombie obsessed with hillbillies? some things just can't be explained darlin'.
White Zombie was an awsome band but the solo stuff?,...well let's just say when you use a computer in place of the band your gonna come of a little cheesy!
Kinda like playing Heavy Metal on a Casio keyboard. ha,ha,ha!
Oh, wait I'm sure your comment was about your relationship and everyone is fixated on Rob Zombie.
Sorry about that sweetie.
Ah,...Men suck?
I have a love/hate relationship with LA.
Love:
My best friends there, I like that I can drive like an asshole and no one cares and the coast is nice.
Hate:
My eyes water and sunglasses film over the entire trip, the highways are mind boggling and sometimes everyone is just a little too cool.
i just want to go running screaming crying out into the street until someone'll fucking help me. HELP ME. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE *screams* please anyone help me
now taking the first reply i get to this who wants to help me--
if you contact me through my profile before my therapist does (that won't be very hard) youuuu will get the fair acheron's phone number to listen to her cry hysterically and wish someone understood. ok? go!
it's gonna be one of those entries. i'll get back to everybody's comments; i'm sorryyyy.
sexual frustration. luke. flirtation. want want want. there's this lovely mechanism in women...the week before the monthly bodily self assault, the evolutionary system kicks that biological system in that makes you take on last ditch efforts to, on a subconscious level...um. get oneself pregnant or summat.
ayyy. what is this with demanding pics? i don't have a digital camera, norrrr do i have a scanner. if there's anyone who'd like to take pictures of me, you're welcome to and then we can communize them and make acheron for all. (*sigh* if only it were all for acheron...)
damn you luke, damn you. get over yourself and call me or something so we can do this together.
and likie's still the only one who wants to watch me strip to antique high heel red doll shoes. oh well, at least she can appreciate my fine taste in german corsets.
meow.
You want to talk about hormonalness... Try to guess the number of days since I, a being of freakishly excessive libido (I can cite references on that), last got my freak on. I will give you a hint=
It contains four digits.
...and the Universe wept for poor trismegistus,
then kicked him in the ass and said "I am your mistress,
fuck face!"