Things I learned on my latest trip to Tampa:
I can apparently reroute my road trip on the fly when I find out that a deadly crash has shut down the highway I'm on for hours, and not get lost once in the process. This is more impressive than it sounds, as I have a notoriously bad sense of direction.
I am one of Hael...
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I can apparently reroute my road trip on the fly when I find out that a deadly crash has shut down the highway I'm on for hours, and not get lost once in the process. This is more impressive than it sounds, as I have a notoriously bad sense of direction.
I am one of Hael...
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flux:
Oh no!
charley:
Awwww ya should have done 
89 comments in 24 hours 
You guys rock 
Highlights of the day include a chocolate ice cream cake and Arete's set. Both were pleasant surprises and deliciously sweet.
Still on the eagerly awaiting list are Venice and Fenchurch, and they aren't helping matters any by saying they have multiple sets shot already. Y'all are making sure I ain't going anywhere for a while....
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You guys rock
Highlights of the day include a chocolate ice cream cake and Arete's set. Both were pleasant surprises and deliciously sweet.
Still on the eagerly awaiting list are Venice and Fenchurch, and they aren't helping matters any by saying they have multiple sets shot already. Y'all are making sure I ain't going anywhere for a while....
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erica:
I'm sorry. The furthest I go is touching of the boobs.
tomahto:
thanks. 
just touched up the color tonight.
just touched up the color tonight. By the time they were 24, Orson Welles was directing Citizen Kane, Bruce Lee was developing Jeet Kune Do, and Bill Gates was securing a deal with IBM.
I'm staring at a porn site.
Meh, they don't know what they're missing.
I'm staring at a porn site.
Meh, they don't know what they're missing.
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baka_amerikanjin:
Happy goddamn birthday goddammit!
becomingx:
Happy birthday!!! I know what you mean about Orson and company, isn't it weird that a lot of the greats made their major contributions before 30?
Things I've never done but always wanted to:
- Visit a foreign country.
- Play in the snow or watch leaves change color.
- Be on a game show.
- Spend the night on a beach.
- Write a killer app.
- Hold a girl in my arms and know that she loves me.
Things I've done but never thought I'd do:
- Sacrifice freedom for stability.
- Make a link on a...
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cassiopeia:
Thank you for your comment. 
It made me all blushy cause I like your board comments as well. Yay. You noticed me.
It made me all blushy cause I like your board comments as well. Yay. You noticed me. 
darklis:
Does Canada count as a foriegn country? We have seven different kinds of bacon. 
I can't believe I drank an entire pitcher of Keith's, then scaled a barbed wire fence, ripping my trousers beyond repair.
I can't believe I drank an entire pitcher of Keith's, then scaled a barbed wire fence, ripping my trousers beyond repair.
Last night I peed simultaneously with a SuicideGirl and three other members while talking on the phone. If that's not internet bonding, I don't know what is. 
I woke up with an infestation of hundreds of ants on the window next to my bed. Welcome to Florida.
I've barely eaten anything in the last three days. I guess I should get on that.
Fenchurch is...
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I woke up with an infestation of hundreds of ants on the window next to my bed. Welcome to Florida.
I've barely eaten anything in the last three days. I guess I should get on that.
Fenchurch is...
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mjollnir:
In my last flat my cat woke me up at 6am every morning crying about the hundreds of ants in her food bowl. I hate ants.
Obvious suggestion: if you've put anything on your windowsill that has left anything, like for example coffee or tea that had sugar in it and left a ring, clean that shit right up.
Other than that, get a flame thrower.
Obvious suggestion: if you've put anything on your windowsill that has left anything, like for example coffee or tea that had sugar in it and left a ring, clean that shit right up.
Other than that, get a flame thrower.
bracket:
im not moody at all just having on of those "female crisis" day....if u know what im talin about.......
My landlord just called me into his apartment. He asked me to write, translate to Spanish, and record two radio spots for him for his Jewish-Israeli radio station. The background music couldn't be cheesier; he actually used a Ricky Martin song. Yes, that one.
The only reason I did it is because I figured having your landlord owe you a favor could come in...
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The only reason I did it is because I figured having your landlord owe you a favor could come in...
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fenchurch:
People are texting me to ask if I've gone to sleep yet.
horror_head:
thanks for the nomination Acetracer. Now the rest of you, prepare for the onslaught upon your journals!
What were three of the nicest times in your life so far?
December 2000: The high point of my time spent with the first girl I fell in love with. We were closer at this point than at any other since I've known her.
At the same time I had also gotten what I still consider my dream job. I was hired as the web...
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December 2000: The high point of my time spent with the first girl I fell in love with. We were closer at this point than at any other since I've known her.
At the same time I had also gotten what I still consider my dream job. I was hired as the web...
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freakpirate:
Well those pictures are a pretty good example of what happens when one awkward person falls in love.
sicily:
dear stalker,
old pee kinda smells like homeless people's pants.
old pee kinda smells like homeless people's pants.
I've completely lost my appetite lately. I'm hungry, but I don't feel like eating, if that makes any sense.
It might also explain why I'm so tired all the time now.
I need to get my mind out of the gutter.
It might also explain why I'm so tired all the time now.
I need to get my mind out of the gutter.
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sen:
Computer gut? Is that where it looks like you have a six pack but it's actualy just permanent sit wrinkles? 'cause I have those.
darklis:
You need to put your mind back IN the gutter. Think of my granny.
I'm bored.
It's weird when you realize that you spent the majority of your free time either doing something, or waiting to do something. Now that it's no longer an option, you're stuck with this sense of idleness and no idea what to do with it. I'll manage I guess.
My birthday is coming up soon; I'm not sure what I'm going to do about...
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It's weird when you realize that you spent the majority of your free time either doing something, or waiting to do something. Now that it's no longer an option, you're stuck with this sense of idleness and no idea what to do with it. I'll manage I guess.
My birthday is coming up soon; I'm not sure what I'm going to do about...
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solaris:
aww, i look way hotter in my new posting pic i think, so i like it better. and the thing i was fiddling with was a crayon.
sleeptyper:
well, with my online time being inverselvy proportional to my hours worked during the daytime, my ability to make things happen in a short time frame , things like getting my sg account back, is limited. So I resort to AIM on my phone, and waiting for opportune times. also, hope the bday is fun, whatever you end up doing.