Sat back and had a couple beers after an interesting day at work. Actually I'm pretty sure that after working here I will never be able to call any other jobs interesting.
In the last couple weeks I've had the staff of a nursing home claim I was stealing furniture, because clearly I hid a couch under my jacket on my way out. I listened to an old woman scream for "Ben" to go get his gun and kill "this coon", I couldn't imagine being the nurse who had to put up with her all day long long. And today I had a nurse ask me if they could keep a patient in bed while I swapped out her mattress, apparently "only if you wanted to turn her into a sandwich" was not the right answer.
Just another day in the neighborhood.