I'm watching "Trading Spaces", and - as usual - I want to shriek and grab the people when I see them painting a room. MY GOD.
I think the only reason those walls never end up like magic marker streaks is because they have a paint crew show up in the middle of the night.
Yes. I know. I was destined to be a gay man with a decorating show. Damn double-X chromosome. You should see me shriek, "FAAAAbuloooouuussss!!!" and do jazz hands in the middle of Bed, Bath, and Beyond. I think I'm going to fake an engagement so I can register for thousands of dollars worth of gifts from Bed, Bath, and Beyond. Seriously.
I think the only reason those walls never end up like magic marker streaks is because they have a paint crew show up in the middle of the night.
Yes. I know. I was destined to be a gay man with a decorating show. Damn double-X chromosome. You should see me shriek, "FAAAAbuloooouuussss!!!" and do jazz hands in the middle of Bed, Bath, and Beyond. I think I'm going to fake an engagement so I can register for thousands of dollars worth of gifts from Bed, Bath, and Beyond. Seriously.
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oktober:
I think I have actually heard that they do have extra pro help on those shows. Kind of lame really... Now we've got all these "do it yourselfers" getting all mad that it takes more than a day or so to redo a bedroom. 
kundalini:
Actually, the sectional is purple, every other wall is kind of an earthy beige-ish white, depending on the light... The book is called, "You gotta be the book" and it is for English 480, which is teaching literature for adolescents... 