_sarah_

So I was sitting here talking to a friend, and I hear footsteps coming near my window. The upstairs neighbor's steps run up the side of the house, and my window is near them. It's a good hiding place if you don't want to be seen from the street.

Anyway, I hear these two guys, and then I hear the distinctive sound of someone pissing in the leaves. The guy told his friend, "Hey... let me know if a cop comes by."

I pulled the curtain aside, got a good view, and then said, "No cops. But you might want to check for windows next time."