My insides are copper, I'd kill to make them gold...
I'm drunk.
Well no.
Comfortably intoxicated. Beer = yum. Enough so that this may or may not make sense, and I apologize ahead of time.
Monday was my interview with the Giraffes. It was suppose to be from 8-10, but instead it lasted from 8-11:30. It was a working interview mind you - We do...
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I'm drunk.
Well no.
Comfortably intoxicated. Beer = yum. Enough so that this may or may not make sense, and I apologize ahead of time.
Monday was my interview with the Giraffes. It was suppose to be from 8-10, but instead it lasted from 8-11:30. It was a working interview mind you - We do...
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idgas:
What is happening with the job?
xylah:
I like it!
".I'm talented with reason.
I cover all the angles.
I can fail before I ever try.
I am fairly agile
I can bend and not break
Or I can break and take it with a smile.
And I am so resilient
I recover quickly
I'll convince you soon that I am fine"
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sweetbutch:
write on!
write on!
I could use a hug right about now
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eyehatetherain:
virtual hug.
chillywillie:
***embrazos***
...And I'm full of fictions and fucking addictions...
Just in case anyone asks, it take almost fourteen hours to move five baboons no more than about 300 feet. A lot more is involved in this process than one would think. The last person went home from this event at 3am. That's dedication.
I now have two more piercings. Dinner was had in berkeley, after drinks....
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Just in case anyone asks, it take almost fourteen hours to move five baboons no more than about 300 feet. A lot more is involved in this process than one would think. The last person went home from this event at 3am. That's dedication.
I now have two more piercings. Dinner was had in berkeley, after drinks....
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ryu:
I always love reading your blogs, your writing is very melodious.
sciencexxx:
Sorry about your mom. I hope the discomfort from you new body art subsides quickly.
~J
~J
My thoughts were so loud I couldn't hear my mouth...
Tomorrow we move the baboons. It's official. At eight, the first one will be darted, examined, moved - blah blah blah... then at twelve, the next one will be moved. There are five altogether, so it's going to be a long long day. I moved four bails of hay to complete the night house... all...
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Tomorrow we move the baboons. It's official. At eight, the first one will be darted, examined, moved - blah blah blah... then at twelve, the next one will be moved. There are five altogether, so it's going to be a long long day. I moved four bails of hay to complete the night house... all...
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kas:
holy shit, how many people in the world can say they are moving baboons tomorrow, that has got to be a small group, hope it went well 
eyerush:
Which is harder, moving baboons or transporting drunks?
Because I have stars in my pocket, and the moon on a string...
comfortably intoxicated and euphoric.
I'm not lying when I say with anyone else I'd be freaked out and not willing at all - you are definitely different, and like I said before, pretty much everything goes. It's odd feeling that comfortable, maybe because it's a comfort that I've never really felt before, but either way, you're incredible. Believe me or not.
And I owe you,...
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I'm not lying when I say with anyone else I'd be freaked out and not willing at all - you are definitely different, and like I said before, pretty much everything goes. It's odd feeling that comfortable, maybe because it's a comfort that I've never really felt before, but either way, you're incredible. Believe me or not.
And I owe you,...
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sweetbutch:
that's a sweet girl who deserves to be happy
that's a sweet girl who deserves to be happy
the_libertine:
lovely 
As much as I'm looking forward to October being near, I wish the month would slow down - at least enough for me to find another position. I'll keep my fingers crossed, but I won't hold my breath.
In the mean time, it's been a pretty interesting week - work and play wise. There's all sorts of construction going on at the zoo, one of...
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In the mean time, it's been a pretty interesting week - work and play wise. There's all sorts of construction going on at the zoo, one of...
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littlejohn22:
wicked pics... hopefully Sept. will slow down for you, the summer screamed by for me too. have a great weekend eh.
bromopar:
I can think of many things I'd rather be doing than cleaning baboon shit. Tying up my lady love for example...
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sofreshsoclean:
hayward represent!
aepaul:
Love that pic! I love bottom flashes so much better than boob flashes (although will be happy to see either, don't get me wrong).
Sounds like fun.
Sounds like fun.

rejoinder to your postscript
inebreated and sated from a delicious italian meal, when asked, how it was i retored, "stick a fork in me, i'm done," to which my gay waiter unfolded a napkin, with drew a fork and jabbed me in my side. he got a great tip.