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So, let's talk about revenge. Tell me the best thing you've done, and tell me the worst thing you've done. If you're inclined to look like less of a hellcat, you might want to tell me why they deserved it.

Once I've seen what you do, and what you've done, I might tell you some of mine.
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bill_the_cat:
No worries. Maybe we'll just stay at the same hostel for a couple days or something.
charlielove:
Aus is far away,
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I am unhelpfully sick. I've a shiny new fever, punctuated by exciting moments of frost and shivering. I've got a headache. I can't breathe. I'm sure I smell unsavoury, but right now I just smell like six metric tonnes of vanilla[1].

Fortunately, I've got tomorrow off. I can throw up, hallucinate and "Why me" until thrusday afternoon.

Oh, wait, no. I have to play laundrette...
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bill_the_cat:
No wonder you're sick. Don't you know vanilla is toxic? tongue

I hope you're feeling a bit better today. Or way better, actually. kiss
cigarette:
I'm not going to lie, I use that same joke about virtually every organization I belong to... my college theater department, the Catholic Church, SG...
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I really, really like having my shiny pink face back. I didn't realise how much I missed it.
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ampersand:
thank you miss...

hope you're well
zenfish:
Plans for your long weekend?
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So, what do people think/know about Sandi Thom?

Is she cool, or does she merely talk the talk?
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zenfish:
No clue who that chika is, forgot my alcoholic cider at a friends. dammit. frown
elizathetroll:
Whom are what were you mourning over?
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I've coined a new word. Those who feel it's a travesty should blame Vampirate, on account of I've decided it can be his fault.

Phallendowment refers to the endowment of a phallus. I'm not quite sure of the meaning; just like abortion, you know, there's options.

1: The state of having a penis.
2: The manner in which one is posessed of a penis[1]....
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quirky:
An arcane form of phallendowment is phallendownt or phallendt.
thefuckoffkid:
Forsooth!!
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You know what would rock? Hiring new staff who can actually do their job.

God damn it, but my hips hurt.

Also, if you call me a huge slut in front of my customers I don't think we'll be sleeping together again.
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char1es:
'Slut' can be an endearment, but usually it's a private one.

Your stories remind me of all the reasons I no longer work as a chef.
vampirate:
Yeah, many men do indeed enjoy continued penis possession, although you wouldn't know it from the way they act sometimes.

The last time someone told me to my face that I was a huge slut, I think the very next thing we did was fuck. Of course, we weren't in front of my customers.
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In light of certain recent cosmic confusion related to causality, specifically with regard to this irritable journal entry, I have a new announcement I'd like to make.

You know what I hate? Not having millions of dollars. That really fucking sucks.

*waits*





That wasn't the only really good thing to happen, but the other's not my secret to tell. Keep your eyes open for...
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huzzah:
Sondre Lerche is a singer/songwriter from Norway who I absolutely adore. =D
helly:
I had no idea of your location at the moment Steven informed and I am gonna try and make a trip down soon. I wanna meet you! kiss
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mat8drb:
I was never that much a fan of Anita Blake. The other novels I read and they were quite, quite strange.
char1es:
some people are square. some people are obtuse. some make acute observations. some are merely a-cute.

only you can manage to be ellipsical. (sic)
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Should I buy the SG magazine, or should I experiment with quiet glowering?

In ther news...

Do you remember when you were too young to like caf, but you drank it so you could feel grown up? Do you remember when you had to grimace because it was so bitter? Did you have to add a singularly disgraceful amount of sugar? Do you remember the...
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nocturnalist:
You're welcome.

I started on tea well before I started on coffee because my parents were tea drinkers for preference. I did what I suspect was the usual kid progression: very sweet, very milky tea which gradually got too sweet and milky, so began to have it with less milk and sugar until I arrived at my optimum (black and one). Early high school I had a friend who drank a lot of coffee and I thought "ooh, that sounds interesting". By year 12 I had someone tell me they didn't recognise me without my coffee cup in my hand. I've cut back since then though.

Now, as for the Writers' Centre, it's at Gorman House which is just near Civic at the bottom of Ainslie Avenue (the street that Olims is at the top of, if you know Olims). They have meeting rooms for writers' groups to meet in, workshops, courses, social events, a library, a newsletter with details of markets and competitions and a bunch of other stuff. There are quite a few writers' groups affiliated with it, including a romance writers' group, a spec fic writers' group of which I'm a member, I think there's a crime group now, and a few others. Their site is here.
missmanagement:
I'd hate to see the sort of constant buzz I'd be on if I worked with a coffee machine.. I'd probably ignore all the customers and just serve myself.. heh heh..

5am start?! eeek

All of my pets get cranky at me being up before 9am and waking them.. They'd kill me if I was up that early!
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Two people I saw every single day are missing, presumed deceased. It's such a nice euphemism, considering they would have fucking burned to death. I can't deal with this.

My lover has vanished off the face of the earth, with no warning. It's fucking up everything at work (as I never remember not to shit where I sleep), and I'm fluttering back and forth between...
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bepps:
*hugs*

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allura:
Yeah it was most likley me, I've never seen anyone else in an SG shirt.

If you need someone to chat to I'm happy to hang out if you want.