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Today i's exi'stential prote'st
Dear people who think I'll ever 'speak plainly:
You make me laugh 'so damn hard. Love you, but 'seriou'sly? That one was ea'sy.
Next week, I 'start working a's a mathematic's tutor. Cue relevance.
In entirely unrelated new's, I'm all the day with my exi'stential prote'st up.
[EDIT: And really quite annoyed that I can't put apo'stophe's in my u'sername....
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Dear people who think I'll ever 'speak plainly:
You make me laugh 'so damn hard. Love you, but 'seriou'sly? That one was ea'sy.
Next week, I 'start working a's a mathematic's tutor. Cue relevance.
In entirely unrelated new's, I'm all the day with my exi'stential prote'st up.
[EDIT: And really quite annoyed that I can't put apo'stophe's in my u'sername....
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_tab:
well, you two could maybe...have coffee? haha, I dunno. You only live once! (easy for me to say, huh?)
phantasy:
So have you taken the plunge?
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ampersand:
Yes! I mean ... ah, no!
Or maybe perhaps, ah ... maybe!!
p.s. Guess who just booked flights to see people who are not in Perth? Guess. Go on. Do it.
Or maybe perhaps, ah ... maybe!!
p.s. Guess who just booked flights to see people who are not in Perth? Guess. Go on. Do it.
It is best when one doesn't cut off one's fringe in a fit of midnight rage. It doesn't provide what I'd think of as a net benifit.
I didn't, by the way. You can tell, on account of I'm blaming some childrens. I'd like it on the record that these childrens most categorically exists.
So, who wants to hear a story about disabled children? It'll...
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I didn't, by the way. You can tell, on account of I'm blaming some childrens. I'd like it on the record that these childrens most categorically exists.
So, who wants to hear a story about disabled children? It'll...
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crash_:
Ha, thank you. That actually helped a lot.
prockgirlscout:
I'd like to hear the story. As soon as you explain what fringe is. 
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klaatuveratanato:
Um, no. Just a belly piercing. And if my weekend hadn't gone as well as it did I might be feeling rather self-conscious now. 
mat8drb:
I think I shall have a try, I will just get one more bit of advice before I do.
I wish I lived in Alaska. I'm thinking the dawn services would be, you know, around noon. I could live with that.
Now that our tangent is over, we return to "Ask Me a Question Day. Comments regarding the exceptional length of "ask me a question day" will be met with snark. Comments involving bosoms will be received favourably. Conditions apply. Consult your physician to...
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Now that our tangent is over, we return to "Ask Me a Question Day. Comments regarding the exceptional length of "ask me a question day" will be met with snark. Comments involving bosoms will be received favourably. Conditions apply. Consult your physician to...
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admiral_pants:
If I'm currently between physicians, whom should I consult?
...dear god, what have I done?
...dear god, what have I done?
traceelement:
why?
We'll return to our schedualed broadcasting on thursday. In the mean time:
They shall not grow old,
As we who are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them
Nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun
And in the morning,
We will remember them.
Boys fought and died in all manner of hell, that we might live free of fascism. Free...
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They shall not grow old,
As we who are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them
Nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun
And in the morning,
We will remember them.
Boys fought and died in all manner of hell, that we might live free of fascism. Free...
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bepps:
Ah, if only the Chinese, most African, a few of the South American, and (to a far lesser extent) those in India could sing those praises. And if only the Russians were singing those praises. We'd all just be one big partyin' bunch o' dudes. 
valkyrie:
You tell me! I for one don't like boobs at all.
You tell me! I for one don't like boobs at all. I love the new site bugs. There aint no quote tag anywhere in this entry, or at least none that I can see.
EDIT: And now there isn't. Charming.
EDIT: And now there isn't. Charming.
That was the worst weekend I've had in a while.
[SNIP]
So, I'm noticing these are starting to sound real one note. In the interest of variety, you may ask me a question of your choosing[1]. You can even ask me two questions, if they aren't boring.
If you ask me why I was momentarily CashMoney, I'ma hit you.
[SNIP]
So, I'm noticing these are starting to sound real one note. In the interest of variety, you may ask me a question of your choosing[1]. You can even ask me two questions, if they aren't boring.
If you ask me why I was momentarily CashMoney, I'ma hit you.
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mat8drb:
What is you aim for the year?
vampirate:
Okay, so what actually happened?
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freakpirate:
But... how am I supposed to keep my fancy shirts wrinkle free?
Oh who am I kidding... I don't own fancy anything.
Oh who am I kidding... I don't own fancy anything.
ironorchid:
Yup. So angry.
Also, I didn't know you spoke italian
Also, I didn't know you spoke italian
Elichrusos said:
A Shoggoth on the roof! Sounds crazy...
I think I'm in love.
Poptard wrote:
That's it. I'm mailing you a mjolnir.
I find it impossible to top that. Poptard wins.
You can't have mine, though.