We'll return to our schedualed broadcasting on thursday. In the mean time:
They shall not grow old,
As we who are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them
Nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun
And in the morning,
We will remember them.
Boys fought and died in all manner of hell, that we might live free of fascism. Free...
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They shall not grow old,
As we who are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them
Nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun
And in the morning,
We will remember them.
Boys fought and died in all manner of hell, that we might live free of fascism. Free...
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bepps:
Ah, if only the Chinese, most African, a few of the South American, and (to a far lesser extent) those in India could sing those praises. And if only the Russians were singing those praises. We'd all just be one big partyin' bunch o' dudes. 
valkyrie:
You tell me! I for one don't like boobs at all. 
You tell me! I for one don't like boobs at all. I love the new site bugs. There aint no quote tag anywhere in this entry, or at least none that I can see.
EDIT: And now there isn't. Charming.
EDIT: And now there isn't. Charming.
That was the worst weekend I've had in a while.
[SNIP]
So, I'm noticing these are starting to sound real one note. In the interest of variety, you may ask me a question of your choosing[1]. You can even ask me two questions, if they aren't boring.
If you ask me why I was momentarily CashMoney, I'ma hit you.
[SNIP]
So, I'm noticing these are starting to sound real one note. In the interest of variety, you may ask me a question of your choosing[1]. You can even ask me two questions, if they aren't boring.
If you ask me why I was momentarily CashMoney, I'ma hit you.
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mat8drb:
What is you aim for the year?
vampirate:
Okay, so what actually happened?
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freakpirate:
But... how am I supposed to keep my fancy shirts wrinkle free?
Oh who am I kidding... I don't own fancy anything.
Oh who am I kidding... I don't own fancy anything.
ironorchid:
Yup. So angry.
Also, I didn't know you spoke italian
Also, I didn't know you spoke italian
So, let's talk about revenge. Tell me the best thing you've done, and tell me the worst thing you've done. If you're inclined to look like less of a hellcat, you might want to tell me why they deserved it.
Once I've seen what you do, and what you've done, I might tell you some of mine.
Once I've seen what you do, and what you've done, I might tell you some of mine.
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bill_the_cat:
No worries. Maybe we'll just stay at the same hostel for a couple days or something.
charlielove:
Aus is far away,
I am unhelpfully sick. I've a shiny new fever, punctuated by exciting moments of frost and shivering. I've got a headache. I can't breathe. I'm sure I smell unsavoury, but right now I just smell like six metric tonnes of vanilla[1].
Fortunately, I've got tomorrow off. I can throw up, hallucinate and "Why me" until thrusday afternoon.
Oh, wait, no. I have to play laundrette...
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Fortunately, I've got tomorrow off. I can throw up, hallucinate and "Why me" until thrusday afternoon.
Oh, wait, no. I have to play laundrette...
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bill_the_cat:
No wonder you're sick. Don't you know vanilla is toxic? 
I hope you're feeling a bit better today. Or way better, actually.
I hope you're feeling a bit better today. Or way better, actually.
cigarette:
I'm not going to lie, I use that same joke about virtually every organization I belong to... my college theater department, the Catholic Church, SG...
I really, really like having my shiny pink face back. I didn't realise how much I missed it.
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ampersand:
thank you miss...
hope you're well
hope you're well
zenfish:
Plans for your long weekend?
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zenfish:
No clue who that chika is, forgot my alcoholic cider at a friends. dammit. 
elizathetroll:
Whom are what were you mourning over?
I've coined a new word. Those who feel it's a travesty should blame Vampirate, on account of I've decided it can be his fault.
Phallendowment refers to the endowment of a phallus. I'm not quite sure of the meaning; just like abortion, you know, there's options.
1: The state of having a penis.
2: The manner in which one is posessed of a penis[1]....
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Phallendowment refers to the endowment of a phallus. I'm not quite sure of the meaning; just like abortion, you know, there's options.
1: The state of having a penis.
2: The manner in which one is posessed of a penis[1]....
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quirky:
An arcane form of phallendowment is phallendownt or phallendt.
thefuckoffkid:
Forsooth!!
You know what would rock? Hiring new staff who can actually do their job.
God damn it, but my hips hurt.
Also, if you call me a huge slut in front of my customers I don't think we'll be sleeping together again.
God damn it, but my hips hurt.
Also, if you call me a huge slut in front of my customers I don't think we'll be sleeping together again.
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char1es:
'Slut' can be an endearment, but usually it's a private one.
Your stories remind me of all the reasons I no longer work as a chef.
Your stories remind me of all the reasons I no longer work as a chef.
vampirate:
Yeah, many men do indeed enjoy continued penis possession, although you wouldn't know it from the way they act sometimes.
The last time someone told me to my face that I was a huge slut, I think the very next thing we did was fuck. Of course, we weren't in front of my customers.
The last time someone told me to my face that I was a huge slut, I think the very next thing we did was fuck. Of course, we weren't in front of my customers.
In light of certain recent cosmic confusion related to causality, specifically with regard to this irritable journal entry, I have a new announcement I'd like to make.
You know what I hate? Not having millions of dollars. That really fucking sucks.
*waits*
That wasn't the only really good thing to happen, but the other's not my secret to tell. Keep your eyes open for...
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You know what I hate? Not having millions of dollars. That really fucking sucks.
*waits*
That wasn't the only really good thing to happen, but the other's not my secret to tell. Keep your eyes open for...
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huzzah:
Sondre Lerche is a singer/songwriter from Norway who I absolutely adore. =D
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mat8drb:
I was never that much a fan of Anita Blake. The other novels I read and they were quite, quite strange.
char1es:
some people are square. some people are obtuse. some make acute observations. some are merely a-cute.
only you can manage to be ellipsical. (sic)
only you can manage to be ellipsical. (sic)