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my eldest got her biomed project idea for next (semester? whatever that's called) approved - very proud, she'd put a lot of thought this weekend into getting her idea & base constants down :) ( thought her brain was going to explode *laughs* )

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...and summertide is officially gone *sighs*
aye, we have a couple of warm(ish) days in the near horizon, but the likelihood of getting temps where the low is above 50 is overall questionable 'til April or May :(
*snifs*
poor me, I know (heh)


ANYways...
for the helluvit I took a sneak-peak at next year to do a little mental pondering
no, my vaca...
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to kids in the hallway : "you shouldn't play in the hallways"
'but whyyy...'
"for one thing, it's one of the rules here, for another it disturbs some neighbours"
kid to other : 'my mom said we're too loud inside - where CAN we go & still hear the baby?'
seriously ?!? :o >:(
wolfox:
I'm honestly hoping I misheard that comment - because if THEY're babysitting, they're younger than my girls ( appearance-wise ) & loud as fuck >:(not to mention babysitting... by sitting in a hallway stairwell ?!?
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WHY would someone think the best thing to do when their baby is crying would be to go up a floor & set it in a bassinet in front of someone's (mine!) door & then sit kitty-corner with headphones in so they can't hear it cry ?!? ...and THEN get PO'd when I tell them to move! >:

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"That Which We Call A [Rhose] By Any Other Name Would Smell As Sweet"

no, this post isn't about scents - though I do find it amusing that my spawnlings continually tell me I "smell like a dad" ( it's yet to be determined whether this is 'good' or 'bad' )
this - of course! - from spawnlings who I have to remind to use...
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spontaneous masturbation cannot seriously be considered a hobby - but it's a great way to reduce random visitors & visitor-suggested outings ! :D note, however, that it IS frowned upon legal-wise is most situations as well as states :(

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yes, this upcoming Fri the 13th IS a full moon ... but ONLY if you live west of EDT - sorry to a huge chunk of the eastern US as well as eastern canada & any 'atlantic' nation between the US eastern seaboard & UTC/GMT, you just get a 'normal' Fri the 13th :p

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"we'll start her stripping, then have her on the floor before we move her to the beds"
* remembering how I once - badly? - explained to a father what we'd be having his newly-hired young daughter doing as a member of the housekeeping staff of a hotel I managed* - :) amused :)
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I'm a MinnKotan - who basically devolved into a Minnesotan as I progressively moved further & further from the RRV...
15miles from the nearest town to small town to town to bigger town to small city to large 'burb of large city ;)

Yes, I am a nice guy, but as I nice guy I have a dirty secret to expose on the 'Minnesota Nice'...
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wth... a man in a suit & tie pulls up to McDs in a porsche, tells the register girl exactly how long he wants the burger on the grill & fries in the fryer ( "we'll do our best, sir" "you'd better" ) ... and THEN proceeds to pay for his meal in nickles & dimes !!

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bookcouple:
People are the worst
wolfox:
@bookcouple all too often, yes, they are *sighs* :(
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mncoastercouple on instagram is a co-worker of mine ( the groom, that is :) )... married today at a rollercoaster park & then visiting 22 parks in 17 days for their honeymoon ! pretty wild & honestly, epic! idea ( one assumes they like rollercoasters ;) )

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#1 - this is not a "poor me" post or a "could use help" post or etc etc... it's just a peek into the hilarity of living frugally & on a limited budget
I have zero stress about the matter... find it quite hilarious, actually
though - I daresay - the bankers seem to see it quite differently *shrugs*

if you can't laugh with me...
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