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I had an incredibly crazy epic zombie dream. In the dream I had a tiny pet monkey that had been given to me by a heroic zombie-slaying bear. There were also some dangerous Russian gangsters in a pie shop.

I love my brain.

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unravled:

The closest I've come is when they bring out shrimp with the little heads still attached. Eeewww.

There's a squirrel eating a taco on my front lawn right now.

Jun 20, 2004

hbfm:

Damn, I forgot the coyotes. Good call!

Jun 21, 2004

We can now officially buy anything on the internet.

I know what a certain special someone is getting for a present.

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unravled:

You deserve it. He deserves it.

Jun 15, 2004

unravled:

Me too, though I'm leaving the planning of actually meeting you to fairly reluctant others.

Jun 16, 2004

I hade an insane girly moment this morning. Well, it was more like a girly three quarters of an hour.

I also found out that I'm incredibly deathly afraid of centipedes. I found one in the bath tub this morning, and it took seriously at least twenty minutes of high-pitched girly squealing for me to work up the courage to try to wash it down...
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adjunct:

Well, you just need to start charging that fucker rent and he'll vacate, post-haste.

I dunno, did Popol Vuh do the soundtrack to Leningrad Cowboys, too?

Jun 11, 2004

alyssum:

My talks with the spiders always break down shortly after they explain the service they're doing for me by eating the other bugs that'd come in, in the entry way. So far we've reached an agreement that they are not to go in my shoes, and if they come upstairs I will trap them and take them outside. Doing that with a centipede would be prohibitively difficult. Though I think the cats would probably have their way with one before I saw it.

Jun 12, 2004

Today I have taken both Dayquil and Nyquil, and I believe this has caused dark forces to do battle within me.

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unravled:

Nyquil is my favorite drug.

Jun 6, 2004

unravled:

You obviously needed more. More, more more!

Jun 6, 2004

There is a town in Wyoming called Dead Bastard Peak. I'd love to live there, but only for the purpose of sending outgoing mail.

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unravled:

I'm sure there are people that never figure that out.

Jun 5, 2004

mistersatan:

A little, although this had been coming for a while now, I think.

Jun 6, 2004

I had an incredibly wonderful weekend, thanks for asking.

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unravled:

Theoretically, we will be. And if, theoretically, I make it out of bed, we could, theoretically, have lunch. Theoretically.

Jun 3, 2004

unravled:

Even better. Theoretically. I don't think I'm allowed to say more.

Jun 4, 2004

There is no reason to suppose that this process of proliferation and fragmentation will lessen or cease. It is at the heart of what, since Darwin's time, has been called "progress." If we live today in the best of all possible materialist worlds, it is because of the tremendous strides made by specialist research that have given us everything from more absorbent diapers to linear...
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So many people are sending me things in the mail, it feels like my birthday. I'm incredibly excited about all the CDs, tee shirts, magazines, etc. that will be arriving in the mail forthwith.

Though not in a monetary sense, I guess it does pay to work for a magazine. I have mad copy editing skills, and people can't stop sending me presents.

Though our...
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Yesterday I bought a cowboy hat. I'm pretty excited about it. I also know at least one other person who is as excited as I am.

It has become my personal mission to master the art of homemade focaccia bread. Today will be the first experiment, and so I'm off for some early morning grocery shopping, but first I'm going to take myself out to breakfast at my favorite local diner.

I love my fridays off. It feels like the rest of the world has been put on pause, and...
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