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It's too goddamn cold. Someone turn on the heat.

I've got toes like ice cubes and no one to warm them on.

Winter does not make me happy.

If my smilies were working there'd be an angry one here.
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themadking:
I like winter. I'd much rather be bundled under the covers than sweating all the time. Of course, being naked in the winter is a lot less fun, but everything's a trade-off.
themadking:
Nein.

Ach, well.
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I just made the best soup ever. Just so you all know.
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bloodycrackdown6:
ummm......soup! smile
washutaku:
Hmmm... I don't like floating foods. Soups, stews, chili. Nope, don't like 'em.
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My dsl is still down. Argh!
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themadking:
Go where? Subtlety is not my strong suit; just say what you mean.

And if you're worried about offending me, HA!
themadking:
Hello? What do you mean? You mean, do I get off on strap-ons? Because I do, but probably not in the way to which you are referring.

But, again, I don't really know what you're saying, because I'm as dense as a brick house.
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Got a small, plainly marked package in the mail today. Despite immediate thoughts of anthrax I opened it anyway.

Turned out to be a condom (unused, you perverts). A free Her Pleasure Trojan, to be exact.

I'm not exactly sure why I'm getting condoms in the mail. Maybe I signed up for it at some time, I don't really remember, but it's little suprises like...
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thefuckoffkid:
*pokes unravled*

I've been hoping you'd seek me out. *raised eyebrow* Come over to my place and bring the condom. biggrin
ellebelle:
I tried to do a search on the boards - I remember this freaking hilarious post that Synovve started about the strangest thing you've ever recieved in the mail. So funny.
Maybe it was the grossest but if you didnt have a gross story STRANGE would do.
Sorry I upset you about the DP stuff. I think if we punished criminals more- maybe our society wouldnt be so fucked up and maybe our kids could play in the front yard without us fearing they will be raped/maimed by the neighbor. I still feel bad about offending you and hope you don't think Im a horrible person that wishes the death penalty on anyone and everyone who's ever fucked up. Statistically only 4% of pedifiles are able to become rehabilitated. (I doubt 4% is even a fair number- I'm willing to bet the number is lower) I'm not even trying to change your opinion on corpral punishment just hoping to give you some insight as to why I dig the death penalty.- In my opinion death would be a new beginning for someone thats fucked up seriously bad.- They can start over and try to get it right in the next life.
Im making it worse aren't I? I'll shut-up now.
*changing the subject*
my balance is much better but both my ears are still buggin me. bitch bitch bitch yaddda yadda
on a happy note- I had a great day with my American friend Val. We ate lunch n walked around Dublin from shop to shop.
I needed it. I haven't had any free time in eons. I spent 100 Euro today and Im not exactly sure where it went. - Money really burns a whole in my pocket. frown I came home with exactly two books. An Emily strange book for daughter and the ghost world book full of the comics for moi. I have 12 Euro left out of 100. ???????wtf????????? hopefully I'll find random 20's floating around here and there but Im not gonna hold my breath. I do that shit all the time- I seriously need like a 12 step program or something to curb or is it curve- my spending habits.

that condom shit is fucking hilarious- I need to find that freaking board.
eeek

Love and Light-Elle
your new profile pic is adorable! I love it.
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I was so fucking productive this weekend it's not even funny.

My garage is clean.
My house is clean.
My garden is weed free.
Every bit of laundry in the house is clean.

Now it just has to stay clean until Thanksgiving. This'll be the first one I've ever hosted, so I'll get to show off my mad hostessing and cooking skills.

I feel so...
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stgeorge:
You're just saying that. You're just too sweet really. wink
trinket:
Dag. And here I was thinking I'm all hot shit for running the dishwasher twice in one day. You rock.
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thank u 4 a funky time
call me whenever u want
2 grind
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silencenoir:
it would help to actually have your # ....teeheehee wink
stgeorge:
mmm burgandy. wink
kiss
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It's cooooooooooold. My thin California skin can't take this.
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johnnyvine:
oops, I did it again...Still love you though!!!
yonicsoothe:
hey baby...

you ain't Lyin' it be chiLLy these days...

meanwhiLe,
eye'm brushing up on my particLe physics!!!
kissmiao!!
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"While sex without love can have its thrills and satisfactions, sex without soul is like salad without dressing - a bowl of roughage fit for cattle and goats."
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silencenoir:
What's the point of having sex if there's no soul and feelings there? *scratching head*
johnnyvine:
damn, I'm sorry. I was just so caught up in the moment.
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For god's sake, you think I'd learn. mad

Excuse me, off to beat my head against a wall.
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silencenoir:
What happened sweetie?

nopantsdave:
I used to beat my head against a wall quite often. I don't think it ever did me any good.
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Agh. The weekend is over? What the fuck?

I went to see Lost in Translation last night, and it hit home far more than it should have. Why is change so freakin' hard?

Also just got back from the dog park, where it was freezing. But my dog had fun and she's still the cutest one there, so no harm done.
stgeorge:
Aaargh! Aren't Mondays just awful. Roll on Friday, next weekend begins again!!!

Cooled off in California then? Fires out? Should be here, it's cold all year around...and wet!

pip-pip
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An octopus has three hearts.

Can you imagine what falling in love would feel like?
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handle:
I mention her, because she has a song along the this topic. And she plays an electic viola, which is always cool.
stgeorge:
It was just the most descriptive word I could think of at the time. smile