“North,” said Stuart.
“North is nice,” said the repairman. “I’ve always enjoyed going north. Of course, south-west is a fine direction, too.”
“Yes, I suppose it is,” said Stuart thoughtfully.
“And there’s east,” continued the repairman. “I once had an interesting experience on an easterly course. Do you want me to tell you about it?”
“No, thanks,” said Stuart.
The repairman seemed disappointed, but he...
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“North is nice,” said the repairman. “I’ve always enjoyed going north. Of course, south-west is a fine direction, too.”
“Yes, I suppose it is,” said Stuart thoughtfully.
“And there’s east,” continued the repairman. “I once had an interesting experience on an easterly course. Do you want me to tell you about it?”
“No, thanks,” said Stuart.
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Decisions, decisions...
Virgo Horoscope for week of July 1, 2004
This may be the turning point your grandchildren will tell stories about years from now: the time you leap over the abyss to the other side of the Great Divide and begin your life in earnest. On the other hand, this moment of truth may end up being nothing more than a brief awakening when...
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Virgo Horoscope for week of July 1, 2004
This may be the turning point your grandchildren will tell stories about years from now: the time you leap over the abyss to the other side of the Great Divide and begin your life in earnest. On the other hand, this moment of truth may end up being nothing more than a brief awakening when...
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scooter11:
Sounds good. BTW, where does M. Satan live? I don't have a car...
scooter11:
Capitol Hill. Ballard is accessible...
Friday: Seattle
Monday: Home
Tuesday: The New Roommate Search begins.
Who wants to live with me? Again.
Monday: Home
Tuesday: The New Roommate Search begins.
Who wants to live with me? Again.
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luminaire:
Touche. 
scooter11:
Sounds good. We should (at least) invite Roxy and Tawnya, as they have both extended generous invitations to me in the past...
Can you crave an article of clothing?
Right now I'm craving Frederick's of Hollywood.
I think I might be having panty withdrawals.
Right now I'm craving Frederick's of Hollywood.
I think I might be having panty withdrawals.
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luminaire:
Depends on my mood. 
lemonkid:
I do my best.
Four days.
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lemonkid:
We don't need your filthy American bacon.
It's trash.
It's trash.
mistersatan:
I know, the irony of that didn't hit me until after I said it.
Wonder Woman, The Complete First Season is out on DVD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think it's time to start an Amazon wish list for my birthday. I'll let you all know when it's up so you can buy me stuff.
I think it's time to start an Amazon wish list for my birthday. I'll let you all know when it's up so you can buy me stuff.
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requiem:
You HAVE breasts. What are you talking about??
jholtsnider:
lol... those nasty leo's...
maybe i should start an amazon list too...
maybe i should start an amazon list too...
I just found a copy of "Where Did I Come From?" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"The man pushes his penis up and down inside the woman's vagina, so that both the tickly parts are being rubbed against each other. It's like scratching an itch, but a lot nicer.
This usually starts slowly, and gets quicker and quicker as the tingly feeling gets stronger and stronger.
Why does the...
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"The man pushes his penis up and down inside the woman's vagina, so that both the tickly parts are being rubbed against each other. It's like scratching an itch, but a lot nicer.
This usually starts slowly, and gets quicker and quicker as the tingly feeling gets stronger and stronger.
Why does the...
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memorandom:
now that's just classic. oh to be that innocent again where everything was still new and unfamiliar.
missbernie:
what! i've never seen this book. it sounds kinda creepy...
I woke up this morning and there was black ink all over me, all over my sheets, and all over my dog. Apparently ball point pens make great chew toys.
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obd:
that will learn you.
shal:
Dogs are weird. Once I was dating this guy who had a pit bull, and one night while we were sleeping the pit bull got in my purse and chewed up my lipstick. When we got up, the dog had lipstick all over its face, its paws, the carpet, and the couch.
I wanna go out. There are a ton of movies I want to see, friends I should probably pay attention to, and hell, I really should leave the house more often...but I'm broke, broke, broke. Seems I spent all my money on a plane ticket.
It'll be worth it.
It'll be worth it.
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velocity:
Wow, I can totally understand that! It's almost as if I've done the exact same thing!
pip:
Visiting loved ones is always worht the sacrifice. And he'll take you out to see one of them movies when you're up there.
It IS a good thread idea, just a little to complex for certain idiots. I need to run these by friends-list people before I post them so I can get the wording right.
It IS a good thread idea, just a little to complex for certain idiots. I need to run these by friends-list people before I post them so I can get the wording right.
Budget allotted the 9/11 commission to investigate one of the most horrific atrocities in American history: $15 million.
Budget allotted Ken Starr and his flying monkeys during the GOP's appallingly nasty effort to crucify Bill Clinton because he had mediocre oral sex in the Oval Office: $70 million. Just, you know, FYI.
http://www.sfgate.com/columnists/morford/
Budget allotted Ken Starr and his flying monkeys during the GOP's appallingly nasty effort to crucify Bill Clinton because he had mediocre oral sex in the Oval Office: $70 million. Just, you know, FYI.
http://www.sfgate.com/columnists/morford/
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obd:
we missed you too.
lemonkid:
Awww. 
Ugh. I need a shower.
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joscelyne:
You weren't there last night 
stgeorge:
Need any help
I wish:
July was closer.
my roommates would be swallowed by a black hole.
I had money to pay the cable bill.
for a pony.
What do you wish?
July was closer.
my roommates would be swallowed by a black hole.
I had money to pay the cable bill.
for a pony.
What do you wish?
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michael_desade:
Sorry
I took it off your notes.
I took it off your notes.
freakpirate:
I just don't know what to say to it... I mean... iconic?? I don't want to be an icon... Icons have drug overdoses or get nailed to large pieces of wood...
My friend is in Seattle this week too. He wants me to go there and meet up with him but I just completed my move from AZ to OR. So f that!