I woke up this morning and there was black ink all over me, all over my sheets, and all over my dog. Apparently ball point pens make great chew toys.
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obd:
that will learn you.
shal:
Dogs are weird. Once I was dating this guy who had a pit bull, and one night while we were sleeping the pit bull got in my purse and chewed up my lipstick. When we got up, the dog had lipstick all over its face, its paws, the carpet, and the couch.