You guys, I had my first article on SGNews published yesterday, isn't that exciting?
With all those army points I'm well on my way to having an orgy with my five favorite Suicide Girls. That's what you win, right?
Also, I just got back from Trader Joe's where I got cashew butter and orange wheat bread. I'm going to make the best PB&J ever with...
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With all those army points I'm well on my way to having an orgy with my five favorite Suicide Girls. That's what you win, right?
Also, I just got back from Trader Joe's where I got cashew butter and orange wheat bread. I'm going to make the best PB&J ever with...
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"to keep the miracle alive, to live always in the miracle, to make the miracle more and more miraculous, to swear allegiance to nothing, but live only miraculously, think only miraculously."
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monkeybutt:
you rock! the miracle of becoming one with monkeybutt, i think, is the miracle to which you're referring. i could be wrong, of course.
scarydoll:
not sure, since we're on opposite coasts! 
But here's a kiss to show my love.
But here's a kiss to show my love.
I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want, even if it's extremely personal. I DON'T CARE. It's part of the fun. Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything.
I feel dirty.
I feel dirty.
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scarydoll:
What kind of childcare do you do?
I'm the Infant Program Coordinator at a corporate child care center. I oversee three infant rooms.
Is your husband's work published anywhere other than your journal? Not yet.
Wanna make out? YES!
I'm the Infant Program Coordinator at a corporate child care center. I oversee three infant rooms.
Is your husband's work published anywhere other than your journal? Not yet.
Wanna make out? YES!
caddi56:
I feel dirty oh so dirty , oops wrong song ... my questions were bad.
I think I have to buy my mom a membership to the site.
I'm not sure if she knows about the naked people yet, though.
Edit: I just got my hands on some coconut lime verbena body lotion from Bath & Body Works. ohmygodsogood.
I'm not sure if she knows about the naked people yet, though.
Edit: I just got my hands on some coconut lime verbena body lotion from Bath & Body Works. ohmygodsogood.
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doctorspooky:
I think that's the point sweetheart. 
samling:
so..uh.... jean nate, then?
Sometimes I think about just packing up a backpack and my dog and leaving all my worldly possessions behind. But then I think about how much I'd miss cable.
Maybe I'll be a Buddhist monk in my next life.
Maybe I'll be a Buddhist monk in my next life.
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samling:
do you ever wear bandanas in any fashion?
or should i just make one for nimh?
or should i just make one for nimh?
becca_____:
I don't have any paisley. Pick something else. Mom said you called but wouldn't tell her why. I should be home most of tomorrow, I go to work at 11, so give me a call. Love ya.
I got the cutest hat ever in the mail today!
My friends rock.
Birthdays rock.
This site rocks.
Pictures to follow as soon as I get my hands on a camera.
See you all tonight. And double super bonus: I'll be dragging Jeff_Fries along with me to his debut in real life SG land.
And! UnnecessaryZ is going to eat nachos out of my boyfriend's...
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My friends rock.
Birthdays rock.
This site rocks.
Pictures to follow as soon as I get my hands on a camera.
See you all tonight. And double super bonus: I'll be dragging Jeff_Fries along with me to his debut in real life SG land.
And! UnnecessaryZ is going to eat nachos out of my boyfriend's...
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crazedlunatik:
actually I think I am worse... I think people just have aneasier time telling what is going wrong then what is going right.... sorry for making fun of you.... if it makes you feel any better.... teasing you brightened my day hehehe
ah hell.... Muhahahahahahahahahaha!!!! (EVIL LAUGH)
ah hell.... Muhahahahahahahahahaha!!!! (EVIL LAUGH)
scooter11:
Yes, that is an unfortunate side effect...
I just watched a ninety year old guy sing "She Bangs."
Not to mention the amazing gravity-defying implants on the karaoke host.
Not to mention the amazing gravity-defying implants on the karaoke host.
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jeff_fries:
Your turn.
thefuckoffkid:
I might be having trouble holding my pee. 
Oh wow. So much roommate drama this weekend. Are you tired of hearing about this yet? Tell me if you are.
I told some of you that I awoke on Saturday to an extra person on my couch. Turns out he's someone my roommate met over the phone. He flew out here from New York. Aww, cute little romance, right?
Wrong. See, she has a...
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I told some of you that I awoke on Saturday to an extra person on my couch. Turns out he's someone my roommate met over the phone. He flew out here from New York. Aww, cute little romance, right?
Wrong. See, she has a...
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pensquare:
I haven't "met" MisterSatan in the traditional sense of the word. But, like many people on this site, I hang on his every word and have a seven foot bronze statue of him holding a kitten in one hand and a lightsaber in the other, as the focal point of the MisterSatan shrine in my living room.
Why do you ask, m'dear?
Why do you ask, m'dear?
pensquare:
Oh yeah, also, your Amazon wishlist looks pretty normal, except for the Black & Decker BV2500 Leaf Hog Vac'N'Mulch Blower/Vacuum.
What the hell? You know?
What the hell? You know?
Just got home from watching Garden State. I very very highly recommend it. It's probably the best movie I've seen in years. Could just be what's going on in my life right now, but I haven't felt so emotionally attached to movie characters in a long time, maybe ever.
That and I want to hump Zach Braff's bottom lip.
That and I want to hump Zach Braff's bottom lip.
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mistersatan:
Lips, eh?
*gets collagen injection*
*gets collagen injection*
lemonkid:
I think you wanna bounce more than me.. and if I have one then you can't invite me over for a bounce party.. because I'll be like.. "Dudess, I could like totally have a bounce party of my own anytime in my very own bounce house.. like, as if."
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
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troglodyte:
99 Pounds? For that?
becca_____:
Just poke it in the eyes while it's sleeping.
Julia Child died. 
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freakpirate:
Only if I were a chick?
I think your plan of running away with the barbeque is great. Seriously. Big points if you bring it here. I won't tell the cops or the ex. I promise.
I think your plan of running away with the barbeque is great. Seriously. Big points if you bring it here. I won't tell the cops or the ex. I promise.
I'm gonna go to bed cause I'm old. Maybe it'll be the weekend when I wake up.
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jeff_fries:
*points at oldie*
jeff_fries:
It was a Harold and Maude reference. I haven't seen either, but a reference to Harold and Maude seemed appropriate for my situation.
One PAYDAY MR. PEANUT wanted a BIT O' HONEY, so he took MARY JANE behind the POWERHOUSE on the corner of CLARK and FIFTH AVE.
He began to feel her MOUNDS.
That was pure ALMOND JOY.
It made her TOOTSIE ROLL.
He let out a SNICKER as his BUTTERFINGER went up her JUICYFRUIT and caused a MILKY WAY.
She screamed OH HENRY as she squeezed his PETER PAUL and ZAGNUTS.
MARY JANE said: "You are even better than the THREE MUSKETEERS."
Soon she was a bit CHUNKY and nine months later had a BABY RUTH.