Wednesday Sep 01, 2004

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I got another package in the mail today. You people are amazing. kiss
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friedbanana105:
as a student of logic, i know your statement means absolutely nothing. tongue however, as a deluded old man, i find your words comforting... kiss
jpguinness:
Doncha feel a bit spoiled? Why doesn't somebody send me packages?

surreal frown

Wednesday Sep 01, 2004

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I just got the hugest box of stuff in the mail today. Plastic army men make me happy beyond belief, and I've eaten so many cookies I think I'm gonna be sick.
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perhapsevil:
Cookies! You better save some for me. Sorry.Try the email again it just may work.
perhapsevil:
Sweet. Now I have someplace to toilet paper this weekend, sucker.

Tuesday Aug 31, 2004

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Damn damn damn. This SGLA Tuesday night dinner thing is just taking off, and I'm committed to babysitting every Tuesday until December. Damn. frown
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taris_kah:
Ewww that doesnt sound like fun. Babysitting once in a while is okay, but I dont think I could commit to something like that right now. smile
becca_____:
Babysitting who??

Sunday Aug 29, 2004

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Thank you, thank you, thank you, everyone. Especially to those of you I wasn't able to respond to.

You're all amazing. I love this site more and more everyday.

Oh, and I've commited to updating at least semi-regularly on myspace, so you can find me here, too.
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mistersatan:
Or I'm gonna come down there and MAKE you like it, that's what.
mistersatan:
You have no idea of the hell you've just unleashed.

Sunday Aug 29, 2004

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I'm twenty-five.

Now what the hell do I do?

Edit: Since it's my birthday I'm going to be bumping some of my favorite threads. Feel free to play along and tell me why they're your favorite.

The one in which I told MisterSatan I loved him for the first time. Sorta.

The one in which I marry several of you.

The one in which Lemonkid...
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timeoftheeclipse:
i dont know you, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!
al:
Happy birthday!

Haha, in under the wire...

Saturday Aug 28, 2004

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Okay, so I had DSL for like 10 seconds yesterday. Fun.

Also, my birthday is tomorrow. Feel free to shower me with love and small tokens of affection.
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joscelyne:
...and please, feel free to elaborate on this whole DSL for 10 minutes thing. We *are* talking about the internet connection, right? shocked
leavemehere:
Happy birthday!!
Hope you get all the presents you want. smile

xoxo
lmh

Friday Aug 27, 2004

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xanaxboy:
Oh, you can count on mom spending your legacy funds. My mom lives in Vegas, she's got the carpal tunnel from pulling the lever on the slots... blackeyed
samling:
you know she is.

oh...i spent it on beanie babies and this thing! i don't know what it does!!

Thursday Aug 26, 2004

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I'm this close to having DSL again.

In other news, if you were a doctor that did penis enlargements for a living and your last name was Whitehead, wouldn't you change your name?

Edit: Hallelujah! I have DSL again! So much porn to look at!
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freakpirate:
Sweet! I thought that was the lamest thing ever. But I am teh weiner! biggrin

(Pun totally intentional tongue)

samling:
and to think, it all started with balls.


lots o' balls.

Wednesday Aug 25, 2004

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I just spent a good solid minute looking for a screw...only to find it was in my mouth the whole time.

In related news, my bedroom door now has a new doorknob that actually latches.
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mistersatan:
You think I should?
scarydoll:
Hooray for privacy!

Wednesday Aug 25, 2004

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I hate people.

I swear to you all that I'll have positive journal entries again soon. Just give me a few days.
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mega:
haha
I seriously hate people too!
caddi56:
like you better when you are more up beat

but we can't be that way all the time

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Monday Aug 23, 2004

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I'm having a Labor Day barbecue. You should all come.

If I'm not homeless first. I'll keep you updated.
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velocity:
It was Paratrooper School. Sheesh, get it straight.
trevallion:
I'd like to think so at least. wink
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