Meet people on the internet? Pffft...that never works.
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scooter11:
Genes, I think.
I hate those fuckers too.
I hate those fuckers too.
supremepizzaman:
You know why.
It would make your ankles look fat.
Duhhh.
It would make your ankles look fat.
Duhhh.
How did I end up in the skankiest gas station bathroom in Burbank at one in the morning?
I hate owing people favors.
I'm off for the weekend, you kids have fun. Oh yeah, and someone is having a birthday.
I hate owing people favors.
I'm off for the weekend, you kids have fun. Oh yeah, and someone is having a birthday.
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kestrel:
Pfft, is UnZ supposed to be scary?
mistersatan:
I just read your testimonial.
I love you, more than I could ever say, or hope that you would ever know. I'm so fortunate to have found you.
I love you, Rachel.
I love you, more than I could ever say, or hope that you would ever know. I'm so fortunate to have found you.
I love you, Rachel.
Ah, the joys of SG. I just had this lovely conversation:
KilIyourselfpls: i want to fuck u.
unravlme: thanks
KilIyourselfpls: hehe
KilIyourselfpls: youre int he sluts group
unravlme: yup
KilIyourselfpls: so u must like 2 fuck
unravlme: that's true
KilIyourselfpls: want 2 fuck
unravlme: no thanks
KilIyourselfpls: y not
unravlme: i don't know you and i have a boyfriend
KilIyourselfpls: is he big
unravlme: fairly...
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KilIyourselfpls: i want to fuck u.
unravlme: thanks
KilIyourselfpls: hehe
KilIyourselfpls: youre int he sluts group
unravlme: yup
KilIyourselfpls: so u must like 2 fuck
unravlme: that's true
KilIyourselfpls: want 2 fuck
unravlme: no thanks
KilIyourselfpls: y not
unravlme: i don't know you and i have a boyfriend
KilIyourselfpls: is he big
unravlme: fairly...
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trocc:
the feeble-minded masses never fail to surprise me with their - well - feeble-mindedness, i guess. 
and uh, happy balloon day to this cat all over yr journal...
and uh, happy balloon day to this cat all over yr journal...
hornitos:
you have a boyfriend?! 
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[Edited on Oct 02, 2004 1:07AM]
Do you ever feel like you just won't ever get enough sleep? I've been exhausted this entire week. I slept for almost nine hours last night, most days I'm lucky if I get six, and I still had to drag my ass out of bed this morning. 
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freakpirate:
Oh come on... I have AT LEAST two hundred feet before the edge of the world... It's just past the Safeway and the video store. 
scarydoll:
I'm an insomniac so I never get enough sleep. Usually, I find it difficult to fall asleep. Lately, I can't fall asleep and I wake up about 2 hours too early and can't go back to sleep. Yeah, I'm pretty cranky most of the time.
I dont wanna be a grown-up.
I dont want to be in this city.
I dont want to pay rent.
I dont want my phone bill to be late.
I want to pick up and go somewhere else.
I dont want the most exciting thing in my life to be the new vending machine at work.
I want to stay in bed and play under...
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I dont want to be in this city.
I dont want to pay rent.
I dont want my phone bill to be late.
I want to pick up and go somewhere else.
I dont want the most exciting thing in my life to be the new vending machine at work.
I want to stay in bed and play under...
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hornitos:
i'm sorry but , i'm the don't wanna king. .
and if you disagree, we can
about it .
or you can just buy us tix to see 'x' next month and we'll settle it then. .
and if you disagree, we can
about it .
or you can just buy us tix to see 'x' next month and we'll settle it then. .
sillyzebra:
the DMV sucks possum ass ...
I'm going to get some Ben and Jerry's. *sigh* I hate sleeping alone.
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supremepizzaman:
We just had dinner together is all.
velocity:
Really? Is there something you really ought to be telling me? I think there is.
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perhapsevil:
Aaaaaaaaaat Laaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaa- aaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaaaa ("I think she's stuck.") aaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaast.
"Thank you. You can see me on American Idol this November. Vote for me, I'm Kelly."
"Thank you. You can see me on American Idol this November. Vote for me, I'm Kelly."
babyblue:
You guys will find a way. I know you will.
You guys will find a way. I know you will.
I've never seen someone fall out of bed quite so spectacularly before.
What? He's fine.
What? He's fine.
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scooter11:
Yep, never thought you'd see the likes of me, did ya?
apex_tiki:
spectacular you say? awesome.
Going to the supermarket with MisterSatan is like going to the supermarket with a five year old. Only cuter.
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minsc_and_boo:
now it is
uncognitive:
Yeah, but people would look at you funny if you made out with a five year old in the frozen food section, right?
Thai food from my favorite delivery place (where they recognize me by voice) and MisterSatan and Jeopardy (Tournament of Champions!) make me a happy girl.
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supremepizzaman:
Uprima? Is that over the counter or do I need a perscription? I mean, not me...heh...Like...Like I really need crap like that. HA! 
*sigh
*sigh
scarydoll:
That really does sound like a good night!
I FUCKING hate the DMV.
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justsomeguy000:
Your dog is sooo cute!!! Reminds me of my girl Fresca! her pic is in my profile.....
manichat:
What is the DMV?
but i have not gotten my coffee,
and no one wants a preggo hooker. unless i was dead, because then it's just really sick. and sick people are the only ones in our rolodex.
i love you. make out with me.
cuz i totally think dead people are not to be had sex with.