i need dairy products.
what i really want right now is ice cream. wonderful vanilla fudgy ice cream. i'd ride to the store but it's sunny as hell and it would melt by the time i got home. tragedy.
had penis pasta for breakfast this morning, courtesy of my roommate who in her loving hands bore it all the way from italy. yay for imported...
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what i really want right now is ice cream. wonderful vanilla fudgy ice cream. i'd ride to the store but it's sunny as hell and it would melt by the time i got home. tragedy.
had penis pasta for breakfast this morning, courtesy of my roommate who in her loving hands bore it all the way from italy. yay for imported...
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mmm... good weekend.
watched 'natural born killers' for the first time last night and it was nothing like i expected. way more pastiche.
dropped off my application at zumiez and have an interview scheduled for wednesday which seems weird because that's already farther than i've gotten with so many other places.
rode my bike a shit ton too. maybe one of these days i'll develop...
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watched 'natural born killers' for the first time last night and it was nothing like i expected. way more pastiche.
dropped off my application at zumiez and have an interview scheduled for wednesday which seems weird because that's already farther than i've gotten with so many other places.
rode my bike a shit ton too. maybe one of these days i'll develop...
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cereal_killer:
right now it's any kilt... mostly because authentic, straight from scotland kilts are damned expensive... plus, i still have to do some family history and research to find my family tartan... but once i do and i save up about $900 i'm definitely getting the family tartan. 
stickyrice:
And the ice cream flavor was ... ?
this man deserves to die.
overheard at the transit center today (why do people always look at me funny when i say that?):
man: 'i used to be in one of those.'
girl in wheel chair: 'oh?'
man: 'you sure don't appreciate what you've got until it's gone, eh?'
girl: 'i suppose not.'
KILL THAT BASTARD. jesus, have some fucking tact.
overheard at the transit center today (why do people always look at me funny when i say that?):
man: 'i used to be in one of those.'
girl in wheel chair: 'oh?'
man: 'you sure don't appreciate what you've got until it's gone, eh?'
girl: 'i suppose not.'
KILL THAT BASTARD. jesus, have some fucking tact.
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vastad:
Hi, just wanted to check on how you were.
Enough people have offered to hand that man's organs to him on a plate, so I'd like to ask instead if the girl in the wheelchair had any other reaction than an 'I suppose not'.
Did she have an 'Is this guy for real?' expression? I think if someone spelt out to him what he just said and it's implications, he would take it back and shut the fuck up for a month or so, terrified to say anything stupid again. or maybe I'm not my usual cynical self.
If you can get your hands on a copy of 'Everything You Know is Wrong' put together by the crew at Disinfo.com and edited by Russ Kick, you would find an article in their about the bullshit handicapped people deal with ESPECIALLY from the people and agencies that claim to be helping to improve their lives.
Enough people have offered to hand that man's organs to him on a plate, so I'd like to ask instead if the girl in the wheelchair had any other reaction than an 'I suppose not'.
Did she have an 'Is this guy for real?' expression? I think if someone spelt out to him what he just said and it's implications, he would take it back and shut the fuck up for a month or so, terrified to say anything stupid again. or maybe I'm not my usual cynical self.
If you can get your hands on a copy of 'Everything You Know is Wrong' put together by the crew at Disinfo.com and edited by Russ Kick, you would find an article in their about the bullshit handicapped people deal with ESPECIALLY from the people and agencies that claim to be helping to improve their lives.
joubee:
hmmmmmmmmmm.......being that his condition was temporary and hers was not necessarily is pretty tactless.....agreed.
just started reading "the man who was thursday" by G.K. Chesterton today. interesting indeed.
i found it one day when i was standing in the local lesbian friendly bookstore trying to buy a coursebook. they had a little cart of super-reduced books by the register so i pawed through it and found this. a sign perhaps?
either way, i picked it up because it was...
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i found it one day when i was standing in the local lesbian friendly bookstore trying to buy a coursebook. they had a little cart of super-reduced books by the register so i pawed through it and found this. a sign perhaps?
either way, i picked it up because it was...
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weso:
mmm books.
jurasic:
Well it's thursday again...I didn't have the pee test...I managed to get out of it...I meet with him in two more weeks...Kids & I are going to stay at aunt gabi's...I really haven't been well lately with all that has been happening...I just can't seem to take care of things so she is going to help me get back on my feet...
i anonymously emailed an internet advice column (well, that's what she'd like to call herself anyway) for shits and giggles. i thought her answer was pretty funny.
Q: i'm a model for an internet porn site. what would be the best way to break this to my parents?
naked on the net
A: dont. do not ever tell your parents. NEVER EVER EVER. they are...
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Q: i'm a model for an internet porn site. what would be the best way to break this to my parents?
naked on the net
A: dont. do not ever tell your parents. NEVER EVER EVER. they are...
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bryn:
boo. she sucks. i want to stick my mutated knife-fingered snake in natalie-dees ear. phooey on her.
besides. yer mamadukes will love you no matter what. awwwww.
besides. yer mamadukes will love you no matter what. awwwww.
cereal_killer:
well, she certainly is emphatic about her responses...
so what are the chances that your folks will come across these... i mean we all know that your dad is a closet goth, punk lover, but aside from that?
When I finally get some cash saved up the tats are going on opposite forearms. Someone suggested legs, but my legs are really hairy and I'm afraid it would hide them too much. Thus the choice of a 'Pan' type tattoo. I actually get called that more often than not
so what are the chances that your folks will come across these... i mean we all know that your dad is a closet goth, punk lover, but aside from that?
When I finally get some cash saved up the tats are going on opposite forearms. Someone suggested legs, but my legs are really hairy and I'm afraid it would hide them too much. Thus the choice of a 'Pan' type tattoo.
I actually get called that more often than not i needs to stop raining cuz i wanna go to the store and get ice cream. i bought rice dream at the store by my boy's place last night, but it tasted like soy sauce. ick.
i've been afk for a few days here. not necessarily a bad thing. almost a mini-vacation.
got more exercise than ever yesterday. boy and i biked all over town...
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i've been afk for a few days here. not necessarily a bad thing. almost a mini-vacation.
got more exercise than ever yesterday. boy and i biked all over town...
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tygertyger:
Hmmm... all the girls I know who've worked at porn stores say they get real tired of the creepy pervs right quick. I doubt being an SG would help to scare them off. I hope it works out, though... I can't think of many places I'd rather work, if I had my way. 
tygertyger:
Hmmm... all the girls I know who've worked at porn stores say they get real tired of the creepy pervs right quick. I doubt being an SG would help to scare them off. I hope it works out, though... I can't think of many places I'd rather work, if I had my way.
so i've perfected my ramen technique, but my nails are starting to peel due to malnutrition. good thing i'm not a hand model.
i've been eating the weirdest shit lately. hell, maybe i'm JUST noticing it now because i have to turn in some assignment on nutrition for my exercise science class. i've never been much of a regular eater.
i ate a whole chicken...
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i've been eating the weirdest shit lately. hell, maybe i'm JUST noticing it now because i have to turn in some assignment on nutrition for my exercise science class. i've never been much of a regular eater.
i ate a whole chicken...
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josh:
You need to update your journal! psh, slacker!
joubee:
Gotta get that vitamin A! I am student and eat ramen too. Just drop a little vitamin in there along with the beef flavoring. Mmmmmmmmm.
good news!
my hair is getting long enough to look totally retarded in the mornings.
bring on the awkward lengths!
my hair is getting long enough to look totally retarded in the mornings.
bring on the awkward lengths!
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_v_:
it arrived on thursday
how rad
not sure what to do with it
silly me
that block print of the ocean is my favorite of all time
i want a tattoo of it
how are things in your hood
how rad
not sure what to do with it
silly me
that block print of the ocean is my favorite of all time
i want a tattoo of it
how are things in your hood
mobprod:
Dude, you're hot!
you know what's rad?
being able to order pizza online.
yes, i am a geek.
and to further perpetuate that notion, i give you this.
being able to order pizza online.
yes, i am a geek.
and to further perpetuate that notion, i give you this.
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orchid1:
I don't think she does, it just occured to me that you guys might, but I guess its a big town.
rawr_ima_monster:
email me through my contact tab thing, I'll email you back the codes. Unless I see you on AIm or something.
-whoop.
Dave
-whoop.
Dave
party weekend well and done
drove up and back had lots of fun
hit the beer and then had to pee
found a bloody seat and no t.p.
searched for food and a crapper in a definite rush
saved by burger king though the food could have gone with the flush
onwards and upwards to the party we went
with flames and friends a good...
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drove up and back had lots of fun
hit the beer and then had to pee
found a bloody seat and no t.p.
searched for food and a crapper in a definite rush
saved by burger king though the food could have gone with the flush
onwards and upwards to the party we went
with flames and friends a good...
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rawr_ima_monster:
ok, so you have to contact me via my little contact tab or aim or something. I have a way for you to see the Mooooovie online.
-I know you're inrigued...oooooooh.
Dave
-I know you're inrigued...oooooooh.
Dave
thee_blacklisted:
you rock.
my dentist is a freaking nut job, good at what he does, but definitely a headcase.
managed to make it to my appointment with little time to spare. was lacking a wee bit in the motivation department when it came to getting out of bed this morning. oops...
either way, i make it there on time only to wait in the lobby for an extra...
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managed to make it to my appointment with little time to spare. was lacking a wee bit in the motivation department when it came to getting out of bed this morning. oops...
either way, i make it there on time only to wait in the lobby for an extra...
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josh:
Can I be a fanboy too?
darkskyy1:
it really does reminisce of cherries...
...i fucking hate dentists...
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...oh so tired now, so take care
...i fucking hate dentists...
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...oh so tired now, so take care
bad news today and nothing to look forward to but dental work tomorrow.
sometimes things just don't seem like they'll ever be good again.
sometimes things just don't seem like they'll ever be good again.
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1_dying_wish:
sorry to hear that but this should cheer you up
fainting goat video clip
and
fainting goat photos
enjoy
fainting goat video clip
and
fainting goat photos
enjoy
alexjane:
it was fun friday night... should be a good time in p-town
yeah, kilts are expensive... the one i got was no where near that much though... thank god!
Which reminds me, I still owe you a dolla! It's still sitting on my bathroom vanity where I left it after finding it. When's your next visit to PDX? I'd like to return the dollar to it's rightful owner.