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Monday May 05, 2003

May 5, 2003
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i anonymously emailed an internet advice column (well, that's what she'd like to call herself anyway) for shits and giggles. i thought her answer was pretty funny.

Q: i'm a model for an internet porn site. what would be the best way to break this to my parents?


naked on the net


A: dont. do not ever tell your parents. NEVER EVER EVER. they are not going to be happy about it at all, and what are the chances that they will come across your nudie pics? and if they do, you can say it is someone else. after all, why would their precious little baby be doing porno?

in case anyone was curious, this column was put on by a woman who also does a webcomic (kinda) that i follow. here's the link to her site.
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bryn:
boo. she sucks. i want to stick my mutated knife-fingered snake in natalie-dees ear. phooey on her.

besides. yer mamadukes will love you no matter what. awwwww. puke
May 6, 2003
cereal_killer:
well, she certainly is emphatic about her responses...
so what are the chances that your folks will come across these... i mean we all know that your dad is a closet goth, punk lover, but aside from that? biggrin

When I finally get some cash saved up the tats are going on opposite forearms. Someone suggested legs, but my legs are really hairy and I'm afraid it would hide them too much. Thus the choice of a 'Pan' type tattoo. biggrin I actually get called that more often than not smile
May 6, 2003

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