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Me: Horseshoe.
Life_Returns: You want a horseshoe?
Me: What for?
LR: Ok let's take this back a step. I've got an idea.
Me: Ok.
LR: You want a horseshoe?
Me: No.
LR: How about a horseshoe wall hanger that's made out of gold? And it goes like this? (sticks fingers out like a british person flipping the bird)
Me: HAHAHAHHA.
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himo:
Yes I know my profile pic is deceptive....I have TIT envy.

It was a plcaeholder but has now become an experiment in how not to be if you are brandishing a penis. On a regular basis I get a message in my inbox from some brodey knucklehead that can't read. They usually start out with something like "hey cutie, wanna hook up" or "Any piecrings on that hot bod?" I get a kick out of it actually.

"BTW That is one of the nicest tatts I've seen on SG. Too bad you don't like boys or I don't look like my prof pic." <--while the tatt part is true, this is the type of thing I get smile

We apologize for any inconvinience!

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jessielynn:
thank you, my dear!
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i want bigger tits. and i want cool hair. and i want to finish my tattoo. and i want me and my man to live in a cool house with no one else where we can have cocktail hour and dress up every day and watch porno on a big screen.

i need to start stripping. my lifestyle requires a ton of money and the...
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ohmygato2000:
Your future is in...

ROCKETS!!!

You and Marcello can strip during the launch. SWEETASS!
calla2:
Smaller tits are better. smile
You get to wear skimpier clothes (or so say the girls with big boobs). When you are 40 they won't be saggy.

I am sure you can find an upper class strip join in California. The ones here are all so skanky. Although I am sure you would get points for creativity as all the girls ever do is walk around and look at themselves in the mirror confused
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"i can turn on anyone just like i turned on you."

lately I can only listen to really stark, bitter, suicidal music. There was a storm yesterday and life_returns and I went out to steamer's lane to look at the waves. They were so terrifying and beautiful, and there were two surfers out there risking their lives. They seemed so wild and hopeless.

being too...
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perilsensitive:
I know the feeling. For a couple months I was nearly to tired to even get out of bed in the morning.
dedgirl:
bah puke
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Why do people get pissed at me and then not tell me why?
If they talked to me about it I could apologize or try to make things right, but when they just act pissed I have no recourse but to tell them to fuck off.
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perilsensitive:
Yup that is not cool. Confrontation isn't always a bad thing.
fixedordie:
106 younger way now or die!!!!!!
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Well we're moved in for the most part. I guess it's not going to be too bad. All the kids are really nice, there's just SO DAMN MANY of them, all sleeping on the floor and whatnot.

Last night they somehow destroyed the plumbing for one of the bathrooms and the laundry. And they all went to bed at like 10 pm. So Adam and...
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grune_augen:
By "crusties" you meant dirty hippy kids, right? Please say yes....
life_returns:
You're so scandolous and you dont even know it. . . . .
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Well I'm moving into a hippy anarchopunk house and I'm not sure how I feel about it. Being dirty, world music, stealing food, and trust fund punks. I'm not sure I want to spend the next 9 months being the odd girl out, with my lipstick and hairspray and stripper heels. And my working for a living and all.

Douchebag update: That asshole on the...
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fixedordie:
yo kid, soup is a techno raver piece of shit, hating him is a ok, anyways i just remembered nestor was moving down here and we need to find out how to get in touch its all about keeping the bike kids togethere and she loves the biking. anyway im babbling but im really drunk so stop by the warehouse tomorow for marcellos wedding. aaahhhhhhhhh
boundcreature:
sure can!

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you have such a great pile of bands in your favorites... i absolutely adore the Adicts (i'm a sucker for Steamroller and Viva La Revolution), i am a venom and motorhead fan from way back, and i have been obsessed with all things zombie for years now (even got some swank zombie artwork inked on my shoulder) i met some of the cats from House of 1000 Corpses this weekend, they were very cool and friendly...

also, i just started listening to Johnny Cash this week and HOLY SHIT. man, i can't believe it took me until this year to get into Johnny Cash and Joy Division...

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i also seem to be running into loads of people who dig the Fountainhead lately. its probably one of the most influential books i've read...
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Today on the bus I heard a conversation between a pretty much normal bro dude and a long haired drugged out pseudo philosopher Timothy Leary Santa Cruz student. Here she goes:

Timothy Leary: ...so I have this theory, it's like, visual linguistics. Sick, dude.

Bro: Huh?

Timothy: Yeah, cuz like when you communicate you're really just narrowing down the possibilities, and it's like really structured...
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tegan:
whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa

wierd.
onlyoblivion:
Dude, you, like, so obviously have no appreciation for symbolism.
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i'm sick. frown

i have no $ for food or cold medicine.
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jj_r0x0rz:
frown *hugs* hugs* just when i am coming to visit too!

I am gonna be there this thursday- sunday i will try to figure out some way to get near you
perilsensitive:
eeek frown

I will send you happy get-well thoughts! love
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Friday I got surprisingly drunk with faseplant, fixedordie and life_returns.

Saturday I hung out with papawheelie and met his totally adorable and awesome kid. Then bombshellbetty got home and we had probably the best dinner I've had in two months and played cards and then I went to Soraya's housewarming and met up with Tegan and we went to the Mile High...
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papawheelie:
i *heart* feeding you
soma__:
sounds awesome. that faseplant sure knows how to party. how had santa cruz been?
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I am concocting an awesome, crazy plan that will take up the next year and a half of my life. I need a car that's really reliable, about $2000, and a bodacious partner in crime.
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papawheelie:
sorry we had to take off in such a rush yesterday. i had a friend showing up atr my house at 2 from out of town and it was 5 til when we were leaving brunch,,,

i sure like hanging out with you, lets do it more!

see you tomorrow night
tegan:
im mglad i go tot see you befor ei go.
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Once again, I'm paying the price for my drunken antics in the form of dozens of aches and pains.

School starts in less than two weeks. My only consolation is that I just have a year left.

Somebody win me the lottery.
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perilsensitive:
If I win the lottery, I will buy a town, evict all the residents, and move in all the cool people!
faseplant:
Dude, I have good news! I just won the lottery and I'm giving it all to you. SIKE! Oh damn, that was not funny at all. Leave it up to me...

Hey, did ya hear about the show on Friday night? You should come up and watch and hang out. It'd be nice to see you again! I'll call you and bother you tomorrow... muahahahah!
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Shitty Things About New York

1. Heat + Humidity = Heat rash
2. Walking around all day in Converse All Stars, thus incurring the wrath of the arch support gods.
3. Travelling across the country to protest with thousands of other people only to read the newspaper and realize that Bush is still probably going to win.
4. The cops vs. protestors situation, which is...
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michellefatale:
Do you honestly think Bush is going to win? I thought 80 percent of the country hated him!
auralpleasure:
I fucking love Maybelline!