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Is it just me, or are ignorant people just coming out in droves lately?
I have an endless well of people to make fun of.
Por ejemple:
1. A sorority girl named Britney with orange skin, blonde streaks, humpty dumpty body, TINY TEETH, huge gums who asked my beau if I was his "GF". No joke. She loves hypnotic.
2. A girl named Montana who...
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I have an endless well of people to make fun of.
Por ejemple:
1. A sorority girl named Britney with orange skin, blonde streaks, humpty dumpty body, TINY TEETH, huge gums who asked my beau if I was his "GF". No joke. She loves hypnotic.
2. A girl named Montana who...
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alyk:
Fact: you're the Britney to my Chanel.
boogalooshrimp:
Yikes. All folk you met over the course of a single weekend?
Food poisonings over. Thankgoodness.
Back to work this afternoon.
My blonde is growing out. What a pain.
Go be friends with my voice and my ass AT THE SAME TIME!.
Have a good weekend kids.
xoxo
Back to work this afternoon.
My blonde is growing out. What a pain.
Go be friends with my voice and my ass AT THE SAME TIME!.
Have a good weekend kids.
xoxo
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mistersatan:
Dude, since when have I given a shit about everybody else? Especially since compared to me, they all suck.
vanessa:
I have a link to their website right above the pictures, babe!
That company loves us so just tell them you're on here and you'll get lotsa lovins.
That company loves us so just tell them you're on here and you'll get lotsa lovins.
I have food poisoning. And a show tonight.
Nothing like puking till you can't breathe, out of your bedroom window while your boyfriend rubs your back. Oh, and it was red wine, caesar salad and escargot. Disgusting when it comes back up....7 hours later.
Make me feel better. Go watch my VIDEO. And leave a nice comment, would ya?
And friend me on Myspace...
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Nothing like puking till you can't breathe, out of your bedroom window while your boyfriend rubs your back. Oh, and it was red wine, caesar salad and escargot. Disgusting when it comes back up....7 hours later.
Make me feel better. Go watch my VIDEO. And leave a nice comment, would ya?
And friend me on Myspace...
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seasan:
get better! being sick sux!!
boogalooshrimp:
Well, after that list, the food poisoning is a lot less of a surprise. 
Really sorry to hear you're sick. That really is the worst. I hope it passes quickly.
Take care!
Really sorry to hear you're sick. That really is the worst. I hope it passes quickly.
Take care!
This is my burlesque (Video by HeadlessBill
Nothing new going on. Hopefully I'll get the the gym today.
xoxo
Sydni
Nothing new going on. Hopefully I'll get the the gym today.
xoxo
Sydni
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lumenagerie:
And it was all the better seeing it live.
fridgemagnet:
how the hell are you?
HA!!!
I went to the gym for an hour. I even broke a fairly good sweat. Say a little prayer I keep it up, I am starting training so I can hopefully perform here with one of my acts, and a fantastic body to go along with it.
Now, mind you, I like having a little to hold onto, but my belly needs to go...
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I went to the gym for an hour. I even broke a fairly good sweat. Say a little prayer I keep it up, I am starting training so I can hopefully perform here with one of my acts, and a fantastic body to go along with it.
Now, mind you, I like having a little to hold onto, but my belly needs to go...
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alyk:
Boo, I can't get that video to work. I wanted to see dancing boobs, so I'm totes bummed.
I didn't know you were a lit major!
I didn't know you were a lit major!
candycrimson:
You are so cute! I loved the burlesque show vid you posted!
Still haven't gone to the gym. But I did perform last night, cleaned my house today....so I'm not completely lazy, right?
xoxo
xoxo
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joker_:
You are not lazy.
gadget:
It's really hard to get motivated for the gym. I don't think it's lazy, I think it's juat an aversion to sweat.
Yeah, uh haven't been to the gym this weekend. Granted, I went to the gay bar and danced.
But I did achieve my new years resolution: I had escargot last night.
And it was delicious.
But I did achieve my new years resolution: I had escargot last night.
And it was delicious.
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lemonkid:
I ordered some in Paris and my French friends thought it important to tell the waitress that I wasn't French and yes I was ordering escargot. Hilarious. So good.
turbulence:
Yuck 
(escargot)
Gay dancing = gym
(escargot)
Gay dancing = gym
I'm gonna try this gym thing again.....
I'm not excited, just fed up with this 10-15 lbs. of love I'm apparently harboring in my core section.
I am utterly sick of it though. For goodness sakes I take my clothes off on stage!
Wish me luck. My goal is 5 days a week for the first 2 months (or when I hit my visual goal)...
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joker_:
Thank you,
Happy Valentines Day!
Happy Valentines Day!
smuffy:
I love the handwritten picture shout outs you made for cbutter and aly.
don't think I ain't got my eyes on you, boo.
don't think I ain't got my eyes on you, boo.
So, I'm at home.
1. About 2 hours ago I fell down my stairs, ramming my shoulder a bit, reminding me of my mortality.
2. This morning at 6am, I took mine luff to the airport so he could go to Albany on a business trip. Suck.
I really don't like it when he goes out of town. I want to travel with him.
3....
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1. About 2 hours ago I fell down my stairs, ramming my shoulder a bit, reminding me of my mortality.
2. This morning at 6am, I took mine luff to the airport so he could go to Albany on a business trip. Suck.
I really don't like it when he goes out of town. I want to travel with him.
3....
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alyk:
'Sup?
papawheelie:
I can't believe I missed you while you were here! 
1. So, I'll definately keep ya'll updated on the progress of "NO SEX FOR LENT". Le sigh.
2. On Friday I drove to the store to buy honey, and as I was paying, I wondered what the checker boy would think if he knew I bought it for the sole purpose of smearing it all over my body....on stage.
3. Here's some pictures I just...
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2. On Friday I drove to the store to buy honey, and as I was paying, I wondered what the checker boy would think if he knew I bought it for the sole purpose of smearing it all over my body....on stage.
3. Here's some pictures I just...
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thistle:
You were awesome at prom.
_margot_:
how have you been, lovely?
For Lent my boyfriend and I are going to give up sex for 40 days.
I'm not really excited about this prospect, as we are a couple that has sex about 12 times a week, and part of me (the insecure part) is worried that not having sex with me will cause him to become bored with me. I know this is irrational, since we...
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I'm not really excited about this prospect, as we are a couple that has sex about 12 times a week, and part of me (the insecure part) is worried that not having sex with me will cause him to become bored with me. I know this is irrational, since we...
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elisabeth:
Yes! Finally!! I need to get out and make some friends.
Click on the page and then go to the left column, it's some super tricky Flash SWF file that's really odd. Click on the first name of the range, and then when you look at the pic, another range will come up underneath it, in the column. It's annoying, but well worth it. I found it for the research I did for this article.
Good luck with the lenting. I'm glad to read that you're happy with your boy.
Click on the page and then go to the left column, it's some super tricky Flash SWF file that's really odd. Click on the first name of the range, and then when you look at the pic, another range will come up underneath it, in the column. It's annoying, but well worth it. I found it for the research I did for this article.
Good luck with the lenting. I'm glad to read that you're happy with your boy.
pistolita:
ooo I want to check back for updates on this. Good luck!
plenty of room for your ass.