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Going to see Machete today. Going to do the whole movie going experience just like a normal human being. The way it used to be. That means:

1. Junk food (too much of)
2. Feet on the back of the seat (especially fun if someone is in that seat)
3. Wearing pants (damn)

Looking for some big sloppy stupid fun and maybe, just maybe, a...
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A couple of random observations about Chuck Norris

1. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story, Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out it was six feet tall and had learned karate.

2. Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.

3, When Chuck Norris talks about "pumping iron" he is actually referring to masturbation....
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"Too many broken hearts
Have fallen in the river.
Too many lonely souls
Have drifted off to sea.
You lay your bets down
And you pay the price.
The things we do for love."

What would you do for love?

It's not a trick question. I am presuming that you are, or have been, or will be in love.

What would you do to earn...
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"Miracles are a retelling in small letters of the very same story which is written across the whole world in letters too large for some of us to see." - C.S. Lewis

"Miracles are not contrary to nature, but only contrary to what we know about nature." - St. Augustine

Gather around children for today I'm going to tell you a story. If I tell it right, it will be told featuring some music videos (yes it's another step in the great saga of can this stupid fuck successfully upload a video).

It's called "The Dating Cycle".

It generally started out something like this:



That settled, we went for:



After several rounds, and a little...
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I wish I could share the SG experience with my dad. But I can't. It's kind of sad.

I've never really had the same kind of relationship with my dad as I had with my mom. I love him and all, but it was never the "I can talk to you about anything" kind of relationship. It wasn't cold. It was just indifferent.

As I...
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It's Friday, which would normally be a time for reflection, retraction and resection of my internal in box. Clean up my mess if you will.

But instead I decided to ask one of my famous/infamous rhetorical questions. You know, the thing that I do when I don't have anything interesting to say. And it's pretty simple:

If you could run SG, what would you do?...
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Agy's blog today actually got me to thinking. About a lot of things. But that's not why you called.

Did you ever think you lived a previous life? Or should have lived in a different era? And what did you do? What would you like to have done?

These are the questions before the house. No cheating off your neighbors' papers.

See, I told you...
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I decided to blog anew and speak of happy things.

Today is my mother's birthday. She would've been 83 years old. I miss her still but the pain lessens a little every day. I don't suspect it will ever completely and I can live with that.

And as I've said, she would love you guys. She wouldn't get any of it, and wouldn't be real...
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This is one of my favorite music videos. When I'm happy, I've been known to dance something like this. And please note that the piano player in the video is John Paul Jones of Led Zeppelin fame. He also produced the album from which this song came, Enjoy.

Try as I might, sometimes I just don't get what's wrong with you people at SG. I have a major bone to pick with the way some things are done around here.

For example, my new set, "WTF" wasn't even accepted for MR!!!!. Something about an over abundance of star tattoos. I don't understand it.

I've done everything you've asked, made all the required corrections,...
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Today my life pretty much sucks. Kind of about the size of it really. Between my dad's trips to the nether regions of his brain and the officious and singularly callous twats of the city of Dallas code compliance department, things are pretty shitty. Hope someone out there can make me smile, Or at least giggle. A little. Please,