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First of all, I'd like everyone to know that the bug that had me in it's insidious grasp has left, thanks in no small part to the positive vibes that I received. That, and all that sleep. My sleep patterns are still kind of fucked up, but at least I'm getting more than one or two hours.

Also on the health front, I'm trying my...
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Today will be short as I am battling a major league stomach virus and I don't know how much I will participate today. Woe be to anything in my path between my computer and my bathroom.

I leave today with this question:

What is more important, what people think of you or why they think it?

I'll try to be around between rest stops.

T,...
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"Look at me, I'm wonderful,
Shooby-dooby-wah...
I'm not a bit like you or you..
I'm a super show-biz star".

I want to talk to you about...fellatio,

Now that I have your attention, the real reason I'm here is to wax philosophical about sets.

I've said in the past that I thought every hopeful deserved to be pink. I won't retract that statement, yet I will...
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As the year 2010 fits and spits and starts and farts its way to it's sad conclusion, it's time for that cheap journalistic trick of the best of 2010 list. Although this is properly noted at the best (actually the favorite) of most of 2010 list.

And it's covering the very easy subjects of television and movies.

Name your favorite (and least favorite, we'll give...
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Simple ways to be happy (with acerbic commentary)

1. Be your own BFF (masturbate, masturbate, masturbate)
2. Smile, snigger, giggle or chuckle (see #1)
3. Warm up your tootsies (better yet someone else's by holding their feet to the fire for a change)
4. Sing out loud (gotta be kidding, I'd rather really punch a tiger in the face)
5. Indulge in dark chocolate (no...
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A day is only as good or as bad as YOU let it be.

Let your day be amazing.

And remember to punch a tiger in the face today, That is all.


TFPA. BGNW.

No real blog today, My brain is undergoing a periodic maintenance check. Also having a few dad maintenance issues (those who know that story will know what I mean),

If I'm not around here, I'll be around, y'hear?

This started out being for a few friends of mine (I trust you'll see this and know who you are) but on second thought this is for everybody.



Enjoy.:

WHEN GUYS GET OLD

Guy #1: My problem is when I get up at 7AM it takes me 30 minutes to be able to pee
Guy #2: My problem is when I get up at 8AM it takes me an hour to be able to poop,
Guy #3: At 7AM I pee like a racehorse and at 8AM I poop like a goose, My problem...
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It's raining today, Hard, And a lot.

Spiritually refreshing but oddly emotionally depressing,

Discovered that I have nothing interesting to say. Today, Not now anyway, Not even to me.

Think I'll go watch the rain.

Today I promise is triple the fun. No maudlin stuff about love. Today as we head into the weekend it's time to get creative.

It'll be fun, I promise.

And thanks Raffertie for your comment from the other day which provided me with the germ of the idea from whose loins this blog springs.

Today's hell is in three parts.

1. Swearing, What's you're favorite?...
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Today's adventure would seem to be a play in three acts. They are completely independent of and unrelated to each other.. They can viewed in any order, or indeed completely ignored, again in any order.

BGINTA

Act I
This goes back to something I asked the other day when I asked you to tell me something you liked about yourself. Well today I'm jumping to...
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