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"Yeah, so, I'm a PORN CLERK!"

I think the SG Sinferno Nights are my most favoritest nights ever. Siren, Veronica, Lux and Mia were HOT! 

"Did I mention I'm a PORN CLERK?"

I think it's time to go back to playing Vice City. I'd just like to thank Luna for contributing to my addiction! robot

"I sell PLASTIC PUSSIES, because I'm a PORN CLERK!"

...That...
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seanbaby:
I like when the PORN CLERK implied that some of the people in the audience might have been her customers. Uh oh! A bunch of drunk people surrounded by topless go go dancers might be into porn!

She said she works at the Tigard PORN STORE, which is my favorite. I've never been inside, but for two years there was an entire block of Jesus freaks picketing outside it. I don't know why they singled out that one particular PORN STORE (where the MC works)... probably because they only sold videos featuring women dressed like angels boning donkeys.
snow:
so it was you sitting in front of me.........bah! i am so shy....just silly. i promise to come say hi to you next time!!! xoxo
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So much drama in the L.B.C.

It's kinda hard bein' S-T-E-Double U-D

*yawn*
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demigauge:
nap nap time for little stewd
hatefulerin:
but i somehow some way keep comin up with funky ass shit like every single day.

i was just listening to that song earlier.
when arik finally fucking comes and hangs out with me we are going to run around singing gin and juice.
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I forgot how yummy hot saki tasted.

I love the when the world of TV makes the transition from regular programs to infomertials and you are too stoned to realise it. robot

there are so many things I want to say... so many things I want to ask... should I?
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I keep teetering between going back to CT and staying in PDX. There are things here that I don't want to give up. Even if they are small now and may take some time to grow, I really don't want to give them up. I guess those are the biggest things keeping me here. As for CT, well the only thing that draws me back...
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london:
haha that wasnt about your entry.....
bettietwoguns:
hahahaaa

i was gonna say, siren!

harsh!

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Well, my stay at the Kent Hotel was um, interesting (?) It's great when you are trying to sleep and the junkie "nextdoor" is arguing with his girlfriend over the amount of dope he gets first because "goddamnit, HE bought the rigs!!!" Heh, and lastnight my room shook from some dance party at, I think, the Roxy.

And it's coming down to the wire folks....
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verifythis:
Wishing you a happy birthday in advance because I will be on vacation thru it. kiss Yay!

xo sarah
pyronautica:
Birthdays are wonderful, are they not? I like them, I wish I could have a couple more this year... I want to be old!
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Oi, I hate silly arguments with silly girls...

I just want my shit back! mad
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ilovemikehunt:
kill!
christine3782:
That's weird, 'cause I fucking LOVE silly arguments with silly girls.
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The sky is blue and all the leaves are green!
My heart's as warm as a baked potato!
I think I know precisely what I mean,
When I say it's a SHPEDOINKLE DAY!!!

Movie quote of the day: "Fudge, Packer?"
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throatneedle:
I miss good Simpson episodes
Who can ever forget Disco Stu dancing to Homer's microphone music
stewd:
Without conflict, there is no joy of victory or pain of loss. Just a mere state of being.
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shpedoinkle! bok
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luna666:
i miss you too, sweetie!
josh:
14 more days!!
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boys don't cry

there's been a little black rain cloud thats been following me around all day for no reason what so ever... make it go away frown
christine3782:
I have one too. It's waiting for me to fall asleep so it can swallow me. And I'm a girl, so I can cry if I damn well feel like it. Bleh. This is not a good subject.
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Well, I got about 4 hours of sleep, finally.

Feeling a bit homesick, right now. Nothing much, just kind of miss snowy winters in New England. I don't necessarily miss everything about the snow. I just wish I could see a bit of snow covered mountain laurel and the snow on the hill sides. I love the way the my parents house looks in the...
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josh:
I'm probably going to be working, and wondering if I picked decent professors for my classes this term (which starts on Monday).

You may not have started your college education, but do you know what area you want to go into? I think it'd be better to start later with an idea or gameplan...even though I had a gameplan, I was confused about the area I chose. 5 years later I decided it was the wrong way for me to go, so now at 23 I'm back to sophomore status, roughly. You win some and you lose some; don't feel bad about it. biggrin
johnnyvonbondie:
Hmmm. Plans?

It's the weekend, so..that means...I'll be...Oh yeah!
I'll be at work!

How fucking cool is that? mad

JVB
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UGH.. it's 8 am and I'm sooo cracked out... it's WAAAY past stoopid o'clock!!! surreal blackeyed surreal

I have yet to sleep... maybe I won't... naw, I have to... only fer a little while tho... tee hee... surreal surreal surreal surreal surreal surreal surreal surreal surreal surreal surreal surreal surreal
josh:
You are such a crackhead. biggrin
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I'm in a pinch. I may need a place to stay untill we get the apt. Ugh... I need to stay put long enough to get a fraggin job. frown
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arik:
i could ask you that :-)

the answer is, i have no idea. i should be asleeeeep but i'm not. *sigh*

and i don't think i'm gonna get to sleep any time soon either.
demigauge:
a...poor stewd..whish i coul help but i can't..good luck