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Monday Jan 13, 2003

Jan 13, 2003
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"Yeah, so, I'm a PORN CLERK!"

I think the SG Sinferno Nights are my most favoritest nights ever. Siren, Veronica, Lux and Mia were HOT! 

"Did I mention I'm a PORN CLERK?"

I think it's time to go back to playing Vice City. I'd just like to thank Luna for contributing to my addiction! robot

"I sell PLASTIC PUSSIES, because I'm a PORN CLERK!"

...That MC was a bit annoying oink... her routine wasn't all that funny the first time I heard it... skull
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seanbaby:
I like when the PORN CLERK implied that some of the people in the audience might have been her customers. Uh oh! A bunch of drunk people surrounded by topless go go dancers might be into porn!

She said she works at the Tigard PORN STORE, which is my favorite. I've never been inside, but for two years there was an entire block of Jesus freaks picketing outside it. I don't know why they singled out that one particular PORN STORE (where the MC works)... probably because they only sold videos featuring women dressed like angels boning donkeys.
Jan 13, 2003
snow:
so it was you sitting in front of me.........bah! i am so shy....just silly. i promise to come say hi to you next time!!! xoxo
Jan 13, 2003

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