I take my Reubens awfully seriously for a person who's never really had one. While I'm hoping to hit up an actual deli this year, I only know the ones I've had locally which are suspect, and my own. I love mine. This is probably my final version of the sauce. I'm happy with it. I'll note that the HP...
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Slow it down. The only thing allowed to talk to me like that in the morning is coffee, and we're in an incredibly committed relationship.

caraphernelia:
hahahah XD

4 ounces butter

1 small onion, diced. Finely diced if you're feeling funky

1 stalk celery, diced. See above regarding funk

4 ounces flour

1/2 tsp cayenne pepper

3 ounces beer (darker lagers or ales. Between pale and porter)

1 - 6 ounce bottle of Crystal hot sauce

1 cup each sour cream, heavy cream, and buttermilk mixed

4 cups chicken stock

6 ounces...
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soopknertzi:
@chef Sweeping generalizations? In food service? Next thing you'll try to tell me we judge customers based on food ordered, clothes worn, and haircuts. You're right though. Way more chicken for women. Vegetarian items too. 
chef:
😂😂
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I take care of the Pokémon while the master is away.

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zelena:
I love your hat! 
miyumiyu:
Perfect hat !
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Sone mornings call for black coffee and a piece of damn fine cherry pie

norte:
<3 <3 <3 Next year we may see this breakfast again!! I have it inked on my leg lol
kiley:
thumbs up
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Ingredients:

1 red onion

1 poblano pepper

1 red pepper

3 cloves garlic

2# prepared black beans

1/2# rhubarb

1 tsp chili powder

1/2 tsp each smoked paprika, cumin, coriander, and chile (ancho, chipotle, etc.)powder

2 cups each veg stock and water

1 lime

The cooking bit:

The biggest thing is prep. We're going to be running hot to put a...
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freyahz:
I try To traduce in french and i will try this! I love Chili so much! Thank you
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The recipe:

3/4 to 1 cup dried black beans

4 cups water

1 ham hock, dainty and wee if you can find it. You won't need a big one.

1 bay leaf

Before you do anything else, throw the above in a pot big enough to fit with room for the hock to wiggle its toes. Bring it up to a boil, slap...
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soraleia:
Came for food recipes, got hit with feels. Family is who you make of it...I hope it's a decent weekend for you, whatever comes of it. 
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Ingredients

1 large tomato

Directions: Place tomato on counter and punch until chunky. Clench chunks in fist. Cram down nearest wordhole. Season with tears. Garnish with pain. Best served cold. Typos are fun.

And I'm sorry about the font. I don't make the signs. I just make the soup.