snakeplissken

I'm so hungry it feels like my asshole is eating my spine.

Camping was fun. I drank for about nine hours straight Saturday, and pissed on mother nature. I ate my weight in cheese and used a pet ID engraver for evil purposes. I got all wacked out on cupcakes.

Atomicant has a foul smelling ass. He made the yurt smell like poop. It was terrible. He briefly tried to climb me in an unrelated incident.

I just pulled two loaves of pepper jack bread out of the oven. It smells good and looks done, but it can be hard to judge thorough cooking as the knife test will always come out wet from the cheese. The sheen is right on the crust, so I'm fairly certain it'll be ok. One loaf is for the big SGPDX trip and all my...
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Crim and I discussed this show this morning. Good stuff.

The sun is out and the birds are chirping. Finally. But with open windows and such comes the annoyance of the next door neighbors' stereo blaring shitty hip-hop at nine in the morning. I don't get pissed though because their downstairs neighbor is a real bitch on wheels and will call the cops on them at the drop of a hat. So I endure for...
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I just finished bottling up my all Munich malt IPA. It finished very dry at 1.010 with an ABV of 6.4%, but due to the malt and New Belgium strain of yeast it retains a sweet finish. The Polish hops are really nice too, with a pleasant noble aroma similar to halletauer, but with a mild licorice note in the finish. It should make for...
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Yesterday I saw a group of Bears on their day out at the Vietnamese sammy place. Massive FUPA was everywhere. But the sandwich was good. It made me want to dig tunnels and watch China Beach.

Got back this evening from Portland where I went shooting with atomicant, MisterSatan, EnergyChannel, Crim, and Schmelectra . It was fun and I killed me some targets. A dramatic recreation is below.

Now on a serious note, thanks to all for making my first article a success.

So my set article went live. I'm pretty happy to be able to force my sense of humor on others like this. Stay tuned for more in the future.

I finally hit level 60 on WOW. Almost able to run with the big dogs. Well, once I get some less shitty gear. I'm using a stave for god sakes. A STAVE!