So I've spent the last week putting around town in my new (old) beetle. I love it. It's like a little oil-dripping time machine that takes me back to 1994. One whiff of Old VW Smell* and I'm there again. That sounds weird, but I'm very much a sense based person. Case in point, palmolive dish soap reminds me of my Aunt's house.
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meatpieboy:
"Look, I didn't kill her, she was already dead!!! At least three days! Quit looking at me like that and take the fucking money. See, says right here, "all debts public and private". Why are you calling the police?"
mistersatan:
Dude, swamp everything.
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atomicant:
you, my dear sir, win.
atomicant:
leaving on friday, be back on the 30th.
Thanks to everyone who gave me birthday wishes. I love you in the butt.
Also I found Return of the Living Dead 2 on dvd. Life is complete.
I'm going to eat a buffalo tonight.
Also I found Return of the Living Dead 2 on dvd. Life is complete.
I'm going to eat a buffalo tonight.
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thefreak:
Ah, FUCK! I missed it.
Happy Belated, man.
-TM
Happy Belated, man.
-TM
jena:
I loooooooooved Return of the Living Dead to death....and the amazing soundtrack.......
Where is my butt lovin'?
Where is my butt lovin'?
I'm going to go drive around town and hit up every establishment I can think of for free crap.
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velvet_petal:
Happy belated birthday.
atomicant:
sooooooooooo tempting.
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dwam:
happy birthday !!!! 
nicolletta:
i got the same car, same colour. i love it!
Buy me this for my birthday. Please. I'll touch your goodies in a pleasurable fashion.
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jena:
You are an evil, evil genius.
You are an evil, evil genius.
ckdexterhaven:
I know you're an aficionado of fine shit foods; have you tried Burger King's loaded steakhouse burger yet? It's so awful. Maybe it was because of where I got it at (one of the less popular Burger King's in the era), but it was just brutal. It's got about 1,000 calories, and I regretted consuming each and every one of them. 
I bought an airconditioner today. It's a cheap portable unit from The Home Despot, rated at 9000btu. It's really only for the upstairs (my room primarily) as it suffers from the heat the worst with a direct exposure to the sun. So far it's keeping it about fifteen degrees cooler than the outside, which isn't super great but not bad considering it's size and the...
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dempsey:
Shit... and people up here were complaining about upper 80s... haha. This summer is destroying my last one (in Salt Lake City), where it averaged at least 96, and there were about 17 days over 100. I think we almost crested 90 once this summer, and it's been about 75 avg.
I'd still love an air conditioner, though. My apt gets hot in the living room, for no explicable reason.
I'd still love an air conditioner, though. My apt gets hot in the living room, for no explicable reason.
thistle:
You got In N Out up there in the Oregon?
I weep for a generation that thinks an hour and a half of shaky camera-work, poor digital effects, regurgitated and pointless story lines, and d-grade acting is the antithesis of the shit it truly is. Good god people, wake up. If all you do is slurp down the shit that's served to you, nothing will ever change. I guess the only good thing about this...
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thefreak:
I was wondering what the hell you were talking about, then I saw the story. Eh.
-TM
-TM
ckdexterhaven:
What, you didn't know? People fighting and stuff blowing up = good movie.
Yesterday was eventful. I ate a burrito the size of my forearm, and Crim managed to get maybe the dirtiest look ever from a Scientologist giving away free stress tests at the Lloyd center. I don't remember what he said exactly, but the look was the worst. It was the kind of look you'd give someone if they sprayed you with a super-soaker full of...
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atomicant:
no, i had plans to go to vegas...
violetred:
good times indeed. 
I turn 29 on the 29th. I haven't celebrated my birthday in ten years, so I just might for this one. I'm thinking the Acropolis, big burgers, and breasts in my face. Or I might just settle for a HoHo with a candle in it. Either way is pretty cool as long as the PDX crew is around. I was planning on going to Vegas,...
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mistersatan:
Poop!
thefreak:
But, @least w/toilets that aren't yours, you don't have to worry about cleaning!
Also, a bountiful bevvy of both beef and beautiful, bouncing boobies? Sounds like a birthday to me, my friend.
-TM
Also, a bountiful bevvy of both beef and beautiful, bouncing boobies? Sounds like a birthday to me, my friend.
-TM
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tafkasp:
she's hot! love the natural finish.
i wouldn't mind picking up a hollow body as well.
p.s. any new food articles down the pike? i'm hungry for more!
i wouldn't mind picking up a hollow body as well.
p.s. any new food articles down the pike? i'm hungry for more!
thefreak:
Damn. That's one fancy-looking axe!
-TM
-TM
I miss my Portland fiends friends.
I'll be back soon though.
My parents tv shit out this morning so we had to go find a new one. The first place we went was Sprawl-mart. Found a decent set, good price, etc. Not in stock. Fuckbeans. Next on to Target. Found a good one there with a nice price. Not in stock...again. Fuckbeans. Finally we just...
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I'll be back soon though.
My parents tv shit out this morning so we had to go find a new one. The first place we went was Sprawl-mart. Found a decent set, good price, etc. Not in stock. Fuckbeans. Next on to Target. Found a good one there with a nice price. Not in stock...again. Fuckbeans. Finally we just...
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hopey:
There is an amazing local farmer breakfast here tomorrow if you don't go to Portland.
unravled:
Fine, but I hope that by "puttering" you actually mean "photoshopping Jesus and unicorns."