I ate at Panda Express for lunch. This leads me to think I might be a moron.
Seriously though, they used to have really good orange chicken. Everything else was pretty hit and miss, and the rice was always meh, but that stuff was like crack for the obese. Now, eehhhhh, not so much. It's kind of like being a kid again and finding out...
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Seriously though, they used to have really good orange chicken. Everything else was pretty hit and miss, and the rice was always meh, but that stuff was like crack for the obese. Now, eehhhhh, not so much. It's kind of like being a kid again and finding out...
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It's going to be hot today. Too hot in the hot tub. I plan to avoid it and lay still while I struggle to breath. So pretty much business as usual.
My orange mead is going to need racked over to secondary for brightening and some flavor additions. As soon as I figure out what kind of orange is the best I'll zest the shit...
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My orange mead is going to need racked over to secondary for brightening and some flavor additions. As soon as I figure out what kind of orange is the best I'll zest the shit...
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schmelectra:
what doesn't give you farty pants?
mrginger:
I'm pretty fond of blood oranges. They are named after a body fluid.
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mrginger:
ever heard of cakefarts?
fridgemagnet:
While Barry is a confirmed pacifist, and will exhaust all means of diplomacy before engaging in poo-flinging, he does recognize that at times the last best option is putting the men and women of our poo-flinging services to work, doing what they do best, defending our freedom at home and abroad.
Hi-Ball enery drink tastes like an aspirin dissolved in a bottle of Clearly Canadian. But it jacks you up like Robin Williams in the 80's.
energychannel:
The tomatoes were really good. I used a couple cans of whole peeled tomatoes, your mom's tomato sauce, 4 pounds of ground beef and tomato paste. Added herbs and salts/peppers, large chunks of elephant garlic, and starts adding in those tomatoes whole and cored. Then let them cook down, and added more. Added olive oil and that big ole onion near the end. Good lord, it is a ton of good sauce!
The next day I made some lasagna from scratch, that I think weighed 20 pounds.
I froze all the leftover sauce and I am sure you will try it next time you are over. I also froze half the lasagna.
The next day I made some lasagna from scratch, that I think weighed 20 pounds.
I froze all the leftover sauce and I am sure you will try it next time you are over. I also froze half the lasagna.
d_day:
That's pretty jacked up.
See ya Jerry.
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thefreak:
It goes to show how sheltered I am that I knew Mr. Reed better from The Waterboy.
-TM
-TM
Downstairs lies six gallons of blood orange mead burbling away like some mad scientist's experiment. It smells kind of like a dreamsicle. I hope it tastes as good as it smells.
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thefreak:
This blog just has an air of...wrongness for some reason.
-TM
-TM
d_day:
This is the second time it's happend with this car. I'm starting to think it may have been a bicyclist that clipped my mirror. The marks from the impact are just in the wrong spot for it to have been a passing car.
My first car was totalled in a hit and run while parked. It was a '61 Falcon.
My first car was totalled in a hit and run while parked. It was a '61 Falcon.
Time to start brewing again.
crim:
Root beer!
Sarsparilla!
Sarsparilla!
jena:
Farts or beer?
I'm looking for Linguica. Why? Because Trader Joe's no longer carries their awesome Portuguese sausage and bean soup. This means I need to learn to make it and thus, I need the sausage. Har Har.
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lorelei:
is that a metaphor?
I lead a boring, boring life. Y'know how I know? I just sat and thought what I should do today and actually got excited when I came up with "go to that other grocery store in southtown".
Welcome to Excitement town, population me.
I'm going to make Pasta e Fagioli and pepper-jack bread today. Or maybe I'll just make a sandwich. Nah fuck that, soup...
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Welcome to Excitement town, population me.
I'm going to make Pasta e Fagioli and pepper-jack bread today. Or maybe I'll just make a sandwich. Nah fuck that, soup...
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mistersatan:
No, I'm fine.
atomicant:
less father raping. and hotter. but they don't speak english here either.
I made stuffed peppers on the grill last night. Basically I just smushed up a strong pound of burger with a bit of brown sugar, salt, pepper, a minced onion, an egg, ketchup, and a bunch of crackers. That went onto the peppers which went onto the grill in a foil pan. Turned out pretty good, not watery or greasy since I was smart enough...
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babyblue:
I've used Yelp, but have not joined. Does that make me a freeloader?
zponge:
The next time you do some mediterranean-american grilling try mixing some balsamic vinegar and barbecue sauce together. I made this with some chicken the other night, plus honey to taste (I use spicy not sweet BBQ). It was a little thin though.
I kind of want to punch someone today or do something else violent.
I heard the following screamed from the house north of me:
Mom - "Go sit in the corner!"
Kid - "Why?!"
Mom - I've told you a hundred times not to fart at the table while people are eating, NOW GO!"
Mom - "Go sit in the corner!"
Kid - "Why?!"
Mom - I've told you a hundred times not to fart at the table while people are eating, NOW GO!"
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samling:
i make the best cobbler. i'm freezing the berries for that reason.
and i agree,if it weren't so hot i'd make some now. good god. this is the only time i'm not especially happy to be a fat girl. i am so sweaty from just being out there for an hour, and it just turned noon. but i got my daughter's pool all set up, so we might be chillin in that thing a lot today.
and i agree,if it weren't so hot i'd make some now. good god. this is the only time i'm not especially happy to be a fat girl. i am so sweaty from just being out there for an hour, and it just turned noon. but i got my daughter's pool all set up, so we might be chillin in that thing a lot today.
messyjesse:
Mom obviously doesn't understand that farting at the dinner table is a well established constitutional right. John Adams was very fond of Mexican food...
screw you. you got tater tot casserole outta me, that's good enough.