snakeplissken

I'd like a hug, some nachos, and the will to get up in the morning.

In other news, I love getting chinese food from the grocery store down the street. It's so good, but the guy serving it up is kind of creepy. I picture him in his off time smoking cigarettes in a dirty wifebeater while he officiates illegal backalley streetfights.


There was a...
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Fucking alarm clock. I was having a dream I was playing first person shooters and bitching about modern horror with Tom Savini.

I passed a young man on campus today who stared at me the whole time. Then about a block later he came back up from behind me and stopped me and told me he wanted to pray for me. This isn't the first time it's happened to me. When you look like a weirdo people treat you like one. Luckily, I cast magic missile in...
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Shenanigans were afoot this weekend from the combo of shirt_weiner and the PDX crew. There was some manhandling and hug-boners galore. Also, weird english food that made me fart in BabyBlue and EnergyChannel's house. Sorry guys.

But, yeah I had a good time.

If you've tried to call me from Sept. 30 to now, I probably didn't get it or any message. New number to come thanks to a massive Tracfone fuckup. Asses.

Oh I wish I was a little English sparrow
ENGLISH SPARROW!
Oh I wish I was a little English sparrow
ENGLISH SPARROW!
I would sit upon the steeple
and go *pffftht* on all the people
Oh I wish I was a little English sparrow

Yeah I'm fucking weird. That's probably why I wander the earth alone. Just like the Incredible Hulk.

I made a salsa...
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As my second week of college classes come to an end I'd like to announce that my awkwardness around all the kids is starting to dissipate. Generally we have nothing in common. They like shitty music, have crap taste in movies, and they don't remember the grunge era. But finally after a little conversation I've found a unique and interesting bridge to this generational gap....
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A fucking calculator that costs $119 is required to take podunk math classes. Jesus, if anyone needs me I'll be giving handjobs in the quad to pay for it.

Also, all this walking around is making fatty sweaty.

At least there are a lot of good dining places on campus so I can get a bite without running across town.

Damn I blog random pointless...
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Sitting in a lecture hall full of college students and being older than all of them by a good ten years makes a fella feel crusty.

*harumph*

The Portland Polish Festival was awesome. Lots of really great beer and some exceptional food. I really was a bit skeptical about the grub going in, but despite the hideous appearance of everything it was quite good. Too good actually. I actually might start to crave it. But where do I find it? And how do I cure the gas it gave me?

The crowd...
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As I prepared dinner l saw a Calico cat staring at me intently from the patio. It's a stray that roams the neighborhood; skittish around people. I walk up to the sliding glass and slowly open it. The stray seems oblivious. I slide open the screen as I squat down. The stray is curious, but wary. Barely past a kitten in age, long haired and...
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