In food safety class this hippy girl next to me fucked around on Facebook for over a half-hour, read part of a book, then had the balls to start asking people around her what the prof just went over while the aforementioned went on. God I want to poop in her tofu satay and slap her with her own Birkenstock.
In other news, the most...
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I just finished pounding out a shitload of tenderloins for the MisterSatan shindig tommorrow. If you don't know what a tenderloin is allow me to explain. You get a big hunk of pork tenderloin, slice it about a 1/2 inch thick and have your butcher run it through the tenderizer. Then you take that and trim out all the fat and ugh you can. Be...
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mistersatan:
Dude, those sandwiches were fucking stellar. Thanks again for making the trip and feeding all the fat dudes.
thefreak:
I've not had pork in a while. I really should remedy this.
That, and I wish the Post Office weren't against sending beer via mail.
-TM
That, and I wish the Post Office weren't against sending beer via mail.
-TM
Yesterday was a trip to the Rogue Brewery for major deals on good beer and whatnot. I got a 12 pack of 22's of White Frog for 26 bucks. Over half-off regular price due to the fact they screwed up and bottled it in bottles meant for Golden Ale. Whoops. Not that I care what bottle it's in. Picked up a Yellow Snow IPA pint...
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mistersatan:
... aaaaaaaaaaaand of course it's gonna be the same weekend I'm out of town. Fuck.
mistersatan:
How the fuck do I have gout and YOU don't?!
Oh god another fill in the blank thingy. I guess I'll do this as my life is so boring I have nothing else to say other than "waffle sandwich" I guess. If you've never had you're not living.
Here is some nonsense to read
1. name: Jason
2. single or taken: sigh
3. sex: I'm all man baby.
4. birthday: 7-29-79
5. sign: Leo
6....
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Here is some nonsense to read
1. name: Jason
2. single or taken: sigh
3. sex: I'm all man baby.
4. birthday: 7-29-79
5. sign: Leo
6....
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babyblue:
Reading this has made me simultaneously crave waffles and chinese food. Maybe I'll make a kung pao chicken waffle sandwich.
_margot_:
HA! That was creepy and wonderful.
xoxox
xoxox
Here's another one of those fill in the blank doohickies. I did this instead of homework. Yea responsibility!
AUTOBIOGRAPHY -
Prologue-
1. Who took your profile picture? My hair is a bird, your question is invalid.
2. Exactly what are you wearing right now? pajama-type pants, johnny cash shirt, Dude robe.
3. What is your current problem? I hate writing papers with word counts and...
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AUTOBIOGRAPHY -
Prologue-
1. Who took your profile picture? My hair is a bird, your question is invalid.
2. Exactly what are you wearing right now? pajama-type pants, johnny cash shirt, Dude robe.
3. What is your current problem? I hate writing papers with word counts and...
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samling:
babe, your dorky qualities is exactly why i'm friends with you.
i'm probably the one person you can be sure that won't try to score homebrew off you.
although if you ever wanted raspberries or blackberries for it, i'd totes hook you up. i don't think you'd want rhubarb, or i'd offer that,too.
i'm probably the one person you can be sure that won't try to score homebrew off you.
although if you ever wanted raspberries or blackberries for it, i'd totes hook you up. i don't think you'd want rhubarb, or i'd offer that,too.
_margot_:
I'm glad you are. I love you.
xo
xo
I degreased and scraped my oven clean (mostly) this afternoon as my project in lieu of my canceled afternoon class. It was pretty nasty due to super-smart me never lining the damn thing with foil like a smart guy. So as more and more animals, and pizzas, and gyro loafs, and etc. were cooked in there the grease layer built up. And built. Like rings...
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talamia:
Dexter season 3 was awesome, can't wait for more of it!
tritone:
The Onion A.V Club is horning in on your eating-horrible-burger turf!
http://www.avclub.com/articles/taste-test-cheeseburger-in-a-can,2183/
http://www.avclub.com/articles/taste-test-cheeseburger-in-a-can,2183/
I'm going to go see The Watchmen next weekend at some fancy-ass theatre in Portland with all my PDX cohorts. I haven't done anything social in soooo long. It'll be good to mingle as I've been an introspective gloomy gus for awhile now. Business as usual I guess.
I heard they serve booze at the movie place too. Good. Good.
I'm writing a paper right...
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I heard they serve booze at the movie place too. Good. Good.
I'm writing a paper right...
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energychannel:
Definitely! And we have never been to that fancy theater either.
mistersatan:
You know, I almost bought one of those the other day, but the whole salmonella thing has me avoiding peanuts for a while.
I'm a bit perturbed that my math test this morning was only allocated fifty minutes instead of the standard hour and twenty. Mostly because I didn't finish. Farts. But on the positive side a trip to Barnes and Noble for no real reason led to me finding a book of Polish cuisine for $4.99 in the bargain bin. God I love the bargain bin. I...
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devilsreject:
Garbage disposal is too quick. Although maybe if i slowly lowered her hand into it, then pulled it out, then slowly lowered it in again......you have given me ideas wise one.
munke:
Too much bacon has my cholesterol sky high... or truly I now have gravy in my veins!
But ya know, at least my LDL levels are healthy!
But ya know, at least my LDL levels are healthy!
Chili soup on a cold, rainy day is the best ever.
I felt the generation gap in English Comp this week when during a group discussion on 9/11 the TA referenced the class as all being "about 10 years old" when it happened. Fuck.
Before I die I'd like to participate in a hootenanny. I'm not so good at the guitar, but I'm confident that...
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I felt the generation gap in English Comp this week when during a group discussion on 9/11 the TA referenced the class as all being "about 10 years old" when it happened. Fuck.
Before I die I'd like to participate in a hootenanny. I'm not so good at the guitar, but I'm confident that...
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devilsreject:
if you're in a hootenanny, you're playing the geeetar, not the guitar.
I am a few years older than some of the people in my classes, sometimes it takes everything i have not to throttle them
I am a few years older than some of the people in my classes, sometimes it takes everything i have not to throttle them
dryad:
You mean you're not 10 years old? Damn.
I got tagged on the facebook for this whole 25 list thing. So I guess I'll do it, but I'm gonna do it here. So neh.
1. I love peanut butter and honey toast but don't eat it much because of facial hair.
2. I've come to terms with being a fatty.
3. I can count the members of my close family on one hand....
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1. I love peanut butter and honey toast but don't eat it much because of facial hair.
2. I've come to terms with being a fatty.
3. I can count the members of my close family on one hand....
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qbug:
Is zero gravity as cool as it sounds?
Fuck that. The answer is yes.
Fuck that. The answer is yes.
unravled:
I did, and it was amazing.
Number 13 is not true. You go out more than I do.
Number 13 is not true. You go out more than I do.
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devilsreject:
it cracks me up that women still go nuts over tom jones.....
and that link unravled posted, holy cow, i got chest pains just looking at it....
and that link unravled posted, holy cow, i got chest pains just looking at it....
A chicken inside a duck inside a turkey, all wrapped in bacon
thefreak:
Tom Jones is the man. 'Nuff said.
-TM
-TM
It's Friday and I'm tired and feeling blue, so I'm cooking. Enchiladas to be exact. Food is a good substitute for love right? *looks at waistband* Oh, right. 
In other news, I'm a freak. For real too, my left leg is about 3/4 an inch shorter than the right. Needless to say this causes me a lot of problems with body alignment and all that...
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In other news, I'm a freak. For real too, my left leg is about 3/4 an inch shorter than the right. Needless to say this causes me a lot of problems with body alignment and all that...
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crissi:
There is nothing better for a Friday night than tasty enchiladas, full of cheese, mmmmm
devilsreject:
one of my good friends who suffers from diabetes and was doing nothing to stick to the diet has a leg shorter than the other one. He had a pretty severe limp, and then since he was fucking around and being all slacked about the diabetes he lost his big toe on the shorter leg, which greatly enhanced his limp. He's one of the smartest people i know and can tear down and rebuild an engine blindfolded and with one arm tied behind his back.
He always takes his limp lightly, he met his girlfriend by making up a shitty story about how he was a pirate and that's why he has the limp. She is very pretty and approached us in a bar to talk to him. I was sitting there listening to it and thinking "Oh god she's going to slap him". They're getting married this spring.
He always takes his limp lightly, he met his girlfriend by making up a shitty story about how he was a pirate and that's why he has the limp. She is very pretty and approached us in a bar to talk to him. I was sitting there listening to it and thinking "Oh god she's going to slap him". They're getting married this spring.
xo