bleh.
link:
teh geh
My latest haiku:
Traversing the Voids of jaxxor's Olfactolicious Bowels
fukfuk2u
fukfuk2fukfuk2u
fukfuk2u
Traversing the Voids of jaxxor's Olfactolicious Bowels
fukfuk2u
fukfuk2fukfuk2u
fukfuk2u
porcelainheart:
omgoggles. that was so original. such haiku should be in books.
here's one:
bite me, goddamnit
your pistol is no match for
my giant dildo.
here's one:
bite me, goddamnit
your pistol is no match for
my giant dildo.
porcelainheart:
pikachu says
PIKA PIKA PIKA PI
while ripping flesh off
PIKA PIKA PIKA PI
while ripping flesh off
W,iycautsp,yktIpwhfilwy. Ts, titerwIntsliapd. Iwiwa,aIspythowm, sahiwnga.
Aa, Iactt, wghwhiisdbswhncw.
And now, a word from my current sponsor, located here:
"I won't heal given time
I won't try to change your mind
I won't feel better in the cold light of day
But I wouldn't stop you if you wanted to stay
Collapse the light into earth"
Aa, Iactt, wghwhiisdbswhncw.
And now, a word from my current sponsor, located here:
"I won't heal given time
I won't try to change your mind
I won't feel better in the cold light of day
But I wouldn't stop you if you wanted to stay
Collapse the light into earth"
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porcelainheart:
oh yeah? my current sponsor 0wnz0rz yours. it's some company called bacardi.
porcelainheart:
well, they do also sponsor my BIG HUGE ALUMINUM BASEBALL BAT(c) which can deflect bullets.
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Some people are either completely fucking oblivious or could care less. Since I'm somewhat nice, I tend to give the benefit of the doubt to people and lump them with the completely oblivious group, I don't think that's justified in this case.
I've often thought as of late I've changed for the worse into a real asshole, which makes me contemplative and feel like a...
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I've often thought as of late I've changed for the worse into a real asshole, which makes me contemplative and feel like a...
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ryah:
i'll fung your shui.i wish i could help redecorate. *nail dead squirrel to wall*
Still worried. I AM CLEANING MA-CHEEN. Holy shit, I just did a job on my apartment. The part I'm proudest of is my conquering of the bathtub, however, since there's nothing worse than a scummy bathtub.
And now, it's to food and more boring Active Directory/Exchange books so I can secure a new job on Wednesday.
Anyone in the Houston area want free beer tonight?...
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And now, it's to food and more boring Active Directory/Exchange books so I can secure a new job on Wednesday.
Anyone in the Houston area want free beer tonight?...
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w00t. I got my pistol today. I'm worried about my friend and really want everything to be ok.
Soy-based ice cream is like having Jesus come in your mouth. I highly recommend it.
Summer continues to charge full-on towards me and the days are growing longer and more absurd.
A small number of random small things have occured in the past week. Normally, I wouldn't pay any heed to these occurences, but something feels very strange about them. Pure coincidence is the most...
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Summer continues to charge full-on towards me and the days are growing longer and more absurd.
A small number of random small things have occured in the past week. Normally, I wouldn't pay any heed to these occurences, but something feels very strange about them. Pure coincidence is the most...
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link:
Soy based Sperm of God (tm)
Wonder if that'd qualify as a Ben and Jerry's Signature flavor. Eww. Ben and Jerry's Signature Flavor.
Wonder if that'd qualify as a Ben and Jerry's Signature flavor. Eww. Ben and Jerry's Signature Flavor.
amelia:
I love soy ice cream!
Well, that certainly was strange, and to be quite honest, not something I really wanted. It's too early for this kinda of mindfuck nonsense.
In fact, it's just too goddamned early for anything other than sleeping.
In fact, it's just too goddamned early for anything other than sleeping.
aura:
i've been wanting to talk to you again... not anything specific of course, just to be aquainted again... but that's somewhat your call.
Golly. I'm really tired.
porcelainheart:
gosh golly gee.. der hyuck.
aura:
...dare i say hello?
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I found this while reading the Strategic Arms Limitation Treaty II:
2. During each flight test of an ICBM or SLBM, the Party conducting the flight test undertakes not to engage in any activity that denies full access to telemetric information, including:
(a) the use of encryption;
(b) the use of jamming;
(c) broadcasting telemetric information from an ICBM or SLBM using narrow directional beaming;...
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2. During each flight test of an ICBM or SLBM, the Party conducting the flight test undertakes not to engage in any activity that denies full access to telemetric information, including:
(a) the use of encryption;
(b) the use of jamming;
(c) broadcasting telemetric information from an ICBM or SLBM using narrow directional beaming;...
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The key is to not trust anyone!
Last night was a resounding success! To all your lousy bastards who could have come and didn't:
fuck off die kthx.
Last night was a resounding success! To all your lousy bastards who could have come and didn't:
fuck off die kthx.
Tonight further reaffirmed my belief that one of the sole constants of existence is this: offering every ounce of yourself regardless of whether or not you make it known to someone will never under ANY circumstances be good enough.
What really tears me up is not the situation or the reaction... no, what truly rends me asunder is the self-doubt, confusion, and ultimate questioning of...
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What really tears me up is not the situation or the reaction... no, what truly rends me asunder is the self-doubt, confusion, and ultimate questioning of...
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menotyou:
Yea, it's official. Chicks suck.
(No offense ladies)
(No offense ladies)