Went to see the ass doctor yesterday. Looks like I'll be getting a colonoscopy next month! Fun, right?
Last night we went to the village for dinner at Meskerem and to see smoking drinking Irishman Dylan Moran do stand-up. Anyway, he was quite good: "Your eyes dead spiders thumbed into a meatloaf head with fire-retardant hair."
My research has revealed that Charlie Brown is always...
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Last night we went to the village for dinner at Meskerem and to see smoking drinking Irishman Dylan Moran do stand-up. Anyway, he was quite good: "Your eyes dead spiders thumbed into a meatloaf head with fire-retardant hair."
My research has revealed that Charlie Brown is always...
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yumchen:
Bwahaha!! That is hilarious and boob inspiring at the same time!!!!!!!!!
Yea, I couldn't do anything cause I love my lover and would feel aweful having lost him over some stupid hottubbing incident.
Of course if he ever leaves me I will rue the day...
Yea, I couldn't do anything cause I love my lover and would feel aweful having lost him over some stupid hottubbing incident.
Of course if he ever leaves me I will rue the day...
legionnaire:
Hahahha!!!! Nicely done. I especially like the Charlie Brown.
Went to an open call for Gin & Tonic: The Story of Monty Python's Graham Chapman. A friend had sent me an email, alerting me to it.
9:00 Dressed in my crushed velvet suit (email: "Costumes are encouraged"), I get in line. My immediate line surroundings:
9:00 Dressed in my crushed velvet suit (email: "Costumes are encouraged"), I get in line. My immediate line surroundings:
- Man in suit and bowler hat
- French woman with air of professionalism
- Me
- Terry Gilliam lookalike
- College Yahoo...
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ekim:
you have a crushed velvet suit!?
oh man that knocks you up like 2 or 3 rungs on the rad ladder
oh man that knocks you up like 2 or 3 rungs on the rad ladder
yumchen:
Wow, that sounds indimidating and neat at the same time. I am hell bent on attending at least one play this summer.
It sounds like a better plan than binge drinking.
It sounds like a better plan than binge drinking.
i go to the high school, i go to the high school
to find me a bitch, a young virgin switch
i go to the high school, i go to the high school
i find a young gun, i drench him in cum
i go to the high school, i go to the high school
make him kiss my gash, then i fuck his tight...
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to find me a bitch, a young virgin switch
i go to the high school, i go to the high school
i find a young gun, i drench him in cum
i go to the high school, i go to the high school
make him kiss my gash, then i fuck his tight...
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7deuce:
that used to be my nick name in highschool some people still call me it... just saying
7deuce:
maybe i read your screen name wrong bot i you know the character from saved by the bell screech i just thought you spelled it differant... anyway
I just bought my plane ticket for my sister's wedding on the 27th. It was supposed to be two tickets, but we can't find flights with both A. a reasonable flight time B. an un-outrageous price. So VSLF won't be able to make it, which is a shame. I'm sure SGNY will take good care of her.
Buying tickets online is always a little stressful...
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Buying tickets online is always a little stressful...
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legionnaire:
The worst thing about buying tickets online (especially for international flights) are all the extra fees. My tickets to Germany were listed as 235 and I ended up paying 360 because of fees. Crap. Where are you going for the wedding?
Hope you're feeling better. Brunch this weekend?
Hope you're feeling better. Brunch this weekend?
geekgurl:
Thanks. 
Love the new pic.
Feeling better?
How bout now?
Love the new pic.
Feeling better?
How bout now? Please listen to this mp3.
You will not regret it.
Update: Vodka hangovers (even very light ones) seem to make me depressed.
Also: A half-smiling guy stared at me as I walked up 3AV this afternoon. I turned around after I passed him and he was still starting. Then he murmured something I couldn't hear. I asked, "pardon?", only after realizing that he was talking...
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You will not regret it.
Update: Vodka hangovers (even very light ones) seem to make me depressed.
Also: A half-smiling guy stared at me as I walked up 3AV this afternoon. I turned around after I passed him and he was still starting. Then he murmured something I couldn't hear. I asked, "pardon?", only after realizing that he was talking...
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johnnydelicious:
Not quite a 386 but thanks. I haven't yet read Chunky Rice, but Blankets could be likened to Brooklyn Dreams if you have read that. Wow, my drunken diction (previous comment) is pretty damn lacking. Eh, fuck it. Sent you an email.
bkwill:
NIce Afro, it was good to see you the other night, I wanted to invite you out to Bembe tomorrow night for the last FIre Pona Tuesday Party. There is a post in the group.
peace
peace
I think that joke's worn a bit thin. Time for a change. Right?
Did you know: Tina's two favorite tacquerias in San Francisco and my two favorite tacquerias in San Francisco are the same two establishments? I had a Chipotle burrito yesterday, 'twas but a shadow of TCC's finest.
Party tonight!
Did you know: Tina's two favorite tacquerias in San Francisco and my two favorite tacquerias in San Francisco are the same two establishments? I had a Chipotle burrito yesterday, 'twas but a shadow of TCC's finest.
Party tonight!
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irina:
MUCH BETTER. THANK YOU.
derceto:
it was good while it lasted. anything having to do with seinfield, or better yet george constanza is always great 
"Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything! I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends I'd have to...
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yumchen:
Funny stuff. I like the robes part.
johnnydelicious:
Mmmm....thick carpeting... mustaches..... What are you doing later handsome?
A good time last night: sushi, the Ace Bar, then some mysterious unnamed bar named Tile Bar, then luna's.
Here is a journal entry by perisarc which links to an mp3: an excellent cover of OutKast's Hey Ya You should listen to it.
Onwards to brunch!
Edit: Oh yeah! I want to share with you an excellent idea I had. You know that the...
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Here is a journal entry by perisarc which links to an mp3: an excellent cover of OutKast's Hey Ya You should listen to it.
Onwards to brunch!
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aster:
i would love to rock the sgny! i'll let you know if plans shape up for me to come.
ekim:
oh man a baby spice cover. thats TOO much awsome im going to have to find that
and im pretty sure everything is better topless...unless of course its me thats topless.
and im pretty sure everything is better topless...unless of course its me thats topless.
la guerre comme la guerre
I yelled at my boss yesterday to "stop giving me shit" about whatever the hell he was haranguing me about. Which, in retrospect, sounds like I snapped under the pressure he consistently applies, but I don't think that's what it was. He just yells and swears and is nasty to his underlings so much that we've learned to yell and...
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I yelled at my boss yesterday to "stop giving me shit" about whatever the hell he was haranguing me about. Which, in retrospect, sounds like I snapped under the pressure he consistently applies, but I don't think that's what it was. He just yells and swears and is nasty to his underlings so much that we've learned to yell and...
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raulbnuttz:
Assuming you still have a job ... 
... Congratulations!!!!
... Congratulations!!!!
johnnydelicious:
Next time just stab him. Because as American television has taught us, violence is okay where cursing never will be. Oh wait, that's nudity. Fuck.
I killed time before the show last night walking around Times Square looking for a messenger bag. I need a man purse! Where's a good place to buy one? I tried Quiksilver, but they were all out. Did get to say hi to chrislikewhoa, though.
The show was... well, of very high quality. But one-man shows about german transvestite antique dealers living under the...
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The show was... well, of very high quality. But one-man shows about german transvestite antique dealers living under the...
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derceto:
yeah, the show you saw really had no appeal to me. i guess i'm either lucky or had good taste because i've loved all the shows i've seen. so far the list is cabaret(damn shame it closed), producers(with lane and broderick ), and avenue q(funniest fucking this i have ever seen).
), and avenue q(funniest fucking this i have ever seen).
minsc_and_boo:
thanks for the welcome back
A good class last night. Our scene is coming along nicely; apparently, we're coming across as multilayered characters. Though at last rehearsal we kept bursting into laughter. Which is forgivable (to a certain degree) in a comedy, but somewhat creepy when you're delivering lines like "So you did rape her."
As dark as our scene is, two other actors are doing one wherein one of...
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philz:
should i be applying to join SGNY?
philz:
applied! cheers.
At least you don't have to get your boobies squished flat between to panes of glass!
Bah....